Oh good. This person is here. 

As a quilter and sewer I literally assumed this was going to be drama of someone using someone else’s fabric scissors on non fabric and I want you to know that in my head I thought war was FULLY justified just based on that.

“Sure, it’s good, but perfect? If you want perfect, I recommend a late-period episode of Yes Dear or any episode of According to Jim. Both are underrated, I find. I’ve got them on VHS if you want to borrow them. They say it’s a dead format, but I think it’s got some life in it yet. Did you know that most people can’t…

A member of the Deadspin staff who shall go unnamed claims to be an experienced horse jumper with the ability to clear a picnic table like Kirstine

Get well Drew.

Movie planes have such wide aisles. American Airlines would squeeze 8 seats in those rows.

I wasn’t too thrilled about Hereditary, and this isn’t doing much for me. I get that it’s a horror movie and people make dumb decisions, but if I HAD to go to a festival, that shit better have corporate branding all over and a website, at least. Anything less than that, it’s a cult.

I get that seeing a woman struggle so much is worthy of pity and sympathy, but I feel the thing to remember here is how rough a go of it Britney has had. Yes, she’s had incredible success and resulting privilege, but she’s also been put to work since she was a child, has been sexualized and objectified and had her…

I feel like people who go on and on about “Free Britney” don’t really understand the nuances of mental illness and just think that other people are controlling her life and she has no agency. Maybe she is best able to live her life under a conservatorship and now with her dad being sick this is the best thing for her.…

My first lady crush <3

I don’t care. I’ve been in love with her since I was a kid, and will continue to believe the is perfection incarnate.

Some people might argue that her death was justified—Burmese pythons are an invasive species in Florida, and tend to eat all the native animals and their food.

Even though I knew it wasn’t, I closed my eyes and muttered “please let it be DT Jr.” before clicking the post.

An elephant who never forgets...

I’d be lion if I said this didn’t make me smile!

This is a misrepresentation of the facts. It sounds like you have an axe to grind, and won’t let the facts or nuance stand in your way.

Think bigger than dollars and cents and your meanness and dismissiveness. Think in terms of opportunities and Title IX. Think in terms of expanding interest and growing the game. Think in terms of the NHL investing in its own future.

deadspin could start by covering the actual on-ice league more than 0.5 times per year

Yeah, it’s great he likes it, but...why does he like it? What works well about the composition? What doesn’t? I’m not surprised the girl cried—This isn’t useful critique.

I agree with this take (and could apply it to so many things I loved in the 90s), but the fact remains that “You Oughta Know” is the best goddamn karaoke song ever to exist in the history of anywhere because 1) every woman in the bar will scream out the lyrics along with you, masking your truly hideous voice, and…