wait wait wait THIS WASN’T THE FIRST TIME HE’S DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THEN WHY IS HE STILL WORKING THERE???

That orgy scene was way more heterosexual than it should’ve been.

if you met my cats, you’d be super into them too.

:cracks knuckles: that’s what fandom is for.

Agent Cooper isn’t on this list, therefor it is invalid.

or Sanrio

I assumed the joke was that it’s a knockoff version of the real thing.

he isn’t listening to his debate prep and he’s “set in his ways,”

turtles are long-lived creatures.

god, I love this movie so much.

I didn’t realize it until Greg Pak pointed it out on twitter, even after I spent the entire movie thinking ‘Hello Peril...Hello Peril...that has to be in reference to something...’

I don’t understand why they even bothered with 4.05 if this was going to be the result.

wow, the new Candyman movie is wild

stale cheetos and chlamydia