yeah, when the scumbags from MCC were going through her records, they mentioned that she was picked up in Brooklyn and that it was for a tiny amount of drugs.

oh, I love this game.

wait, what? I thought fundamentalists thought magic was the work of the Devil.

don’t forget the King.

starring for use of a cranky!Wells gif.

I was just thinking that, especially since Elijah Wood seems like one of the few people who have been able to transition from child actor to adulthood with few problems.

The main thing I remember about the second movie is the spectacular pouting Holmes did over Watson moving out and getting married.

oh good lord. yeah, that’s where I grew up and you are not wrong.

This is the second greatest thing Denise Richards has ever done. (the first being Drop Dead Gorgeous.)

don’t forget the cheese.

Didn’t this happen a few years ago with another Domino’s and an elderly woman?

My favorite Judge Judy episode will forever be the one with Johnny Rotten.

does this mean racists will stop whining about BET not having any white people on it?

are you me? This is exactly how I’m approaching the primary, and my friends on both sides think I’m a traitor.

I’M SO ANGRY THAT THIS ISN’T WHAT WE’RE GETTING.

Didn’t he convert to Islam a while back? No wonder he hates Trump.

WHITE’S ONLY WHAT???