omg SUCH A PET PEEVE. We have six stalls in our restroom. Why do you need to pick the one next to me? Are you that lonely? Do you need me to hold your hand while you pee?

I kept reading the headline as Victoria’s Secret and was REALLY confused.

pffft, that video doesn’t even compare.

My sister and I have an ongoing argument. I say “Get Back” is the greatest Ludacris video of all time. She says it’s “One More Drink.” She’s clearly wrong, yeah?

Tastykakes for me. As long as there are Tastykakes, I can’t feel complete shame over PA.

since when have we not counted?

I would be a-ok if more guys dressed like this all the time, but not that beard. That beard’s gotta go.

You missed Lily Tomlin!!!

I’m really excited about the Ghostbusters movie but I haaaaaaaaaaaate those outfits. well, mostly just the stripes. They’d be fine without the stripes. but I haaaaaaaaaaaate the stripes.

I had terrible insomnia in high school, and the only way I could make myself fall asleep was by listening to “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star over and over. Even now, whenever I hear it, I get all sleepy.

Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws
Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?

He has been in so many great films, but I can’t lie, this is my favorite film that he was in.

Are we sure it’s for straight pride and not for promoting pedophilic polyamorous relationships? because that’s what I’m going to tell everyone it’s for.

To be fair to Michael Douglas, the entire world could use more Channing Tatums and Chris Pratts.

He couldn’t just pull her pigtails or push her down on the playground?

Someone who calls himself Young Baller, that’s who.

worst fanfic ever.

and my grandparents at the beach, and my sister and I, living the high life.