I kind of like the idea of a church knave though. Just some dude hanging around the church being a dick.

Some people still think Trump performed well in the presidential debates.  A good portion of America is beyond help and should be razed to the ground

Also, if Kavanaugh seems like a good man to you, what the fuck were you watching last Thursday afternoon? Honestly, the fact that people continue to claim that he came off well in that makes me question my own sanity. 

Those of you who have conservative family members, picture what they are doing right now in a world with these following headlines.

I cringed so hard watching that exchange yesterday. And while he SHOULD apologize, his apology came after a 15 minute break where someone probably coached him, and made him out to be an upstanding guy. It glosses over the original exchange where he was totally out of line and frankly, extremely immature. He was trying…

THANK YOU! Watching it yesterday, all I could think was “Did anyone make sure he’s sober before letting him testify?!”

Been saying that for the past 10 days or so. If dude had shown a hint of contrition/remorse for such “shocking” allegations and perhaps a hint of introspection we’d be talking about Justice Kavanaugh right now. But I guess acting like a petulent shithead and crying about how mean the womens are to you works too.

This is a lot worse than I thought it would be. He cannot answer these questions without glitching the fuck out. “I like beer. I drink beer. Beer. Beer. Whatever.” It was physically uncomfortable to watch.

Because withdrawing him on the basis of sexual assault means that they could be forced to resign if anyone speaks up about them. They’ve said this. They’ve straight up said that no one would be qualified if sexual assault disqualifies you. They assume every man has done it because they all have.

He did everything but show up at his hearings wearing a placard reading I’LL REPEAL ROE AND PROTECT ALL YOUR TRAITOR ASSES. They’ve invested heavily in him at this point.

I hope and pray that everytime Trump is served a dinner at some international conference or summit that the host country throws shade by serving a dish prominently featuring mushrooms. Please, Canada or China, please make this happen!

I just do not understand how Christians can read the same book I do and then take exactly the wrong lesson from it (spoiler: I do).

That jog was designed specifically to fuck up people who use their cell phones while driving.

Oh man, triple fail at 2:00! Sidewalk, clearance, fire!

You can continue trying to make them understand this... or you can try to teach a seagull differential calculus. Either option has about the same chance of success.

The fact that they didn’t immediately overcorrect in the first makes me think they were distracted or hands weren't on the wheel.

The only thing they could do that they haven’t already done is build a concrete wall to shut off traffic entirely. Then dumbasses would drive into the wall. They’re already running red lights and ignoring the overheight sign. Even if they didn’t understand what the overheight sign meant, they should know what a red…

Yes it is! Everyone is responsible if one person does something dumb! Close it off so nobody can ever use it again! That will solve the “dumb people” problem! /s

Whenever I hear about these two (which is strictly on Jezebel, by the way) I always have to remember that the woman is Noah and the man is Lil. Back in the 1910s, which is where I am from apparently, it would be the reverse.

If i changed that to “19 year old boy” the spelling and grammatical errors would still make sense wouldn’t they?