Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

oh lawd. can you ask what parts, exactly? i’m curious as to what they think is being sold.

I hate when people say they’ll “pray for you.” I think it’s so rude, especially if unsolicited. But if anyone needs prayers, it’s this lady.

Pray Daily for the women who abort, their children, and the providers.

He is SO CUTE. Oh Baby Bee. His ears used to be flopsier, but they are super soft and he loves having them rubbed.

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

Now see, you handled this completely wrong.

So this is where I post a picture of our resident hound helping me light my tree the other day, right? Yes.

Definitely patronizing, and sorta infuriating to be honest. Another question: why do grown adults think they have to refer to mothers (and not even their own mothers!) as “mommies”? I can’t help but think this trivializes the dead serious business of parenting.

Yes!

Also, relatedly: unless you plan to have a maid accompany them to college and beyond, your kids should be doing some fucking chores. The number of roommates I had who thought the trash would take itself out, or who were incapable of putting a dish into the dishwasher that was FIVE FUCKING FEET AWAY...hate. So…

pizza and beer machine, i will take it to go

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…

Um, have you ever seen a more corn-fed American face in your life? So adorable and harmless and Chamber of Commerce-ey. Look at the picture of the guy shown above. This is hilarious! If this guy looks dubious, whom are they letting on board? Just Rolf from the Sound of Music?

Either this is the most transparent lie since the last time Ben Carson said something, or this crew member doesn’t know how to airport or how to New York.

Honestly, regardless, the odds that this is the real reason why he was asked not to board are basically zero.

He was allowed to cancel the flight with no penalties. How generous.

Looking at that video, I feel so bad for her. My gynecologist, before he retired, was one of the few doctors in my area who did second-trimester abortions, and he, and all of his colleagues, had to keep it secret. The stories I would hear from patients, occasionally, were just horrifying and heartbreaking: fetuses…

Remember when everyone first discovered that and it was LIFE CHANGING?

I do miss the days when "highlight your inner corner" meant "COMPLETELY WHITE IT OUT"

I have a weird self-image in which I think I am waaaay more attractive than I actually am. So, like, in my head, I am walking around being just the sexiest, and then I'll see an actual photo of myself and be jerked back to reality. I mean, I still like the way I look, but I wonder, "Where is the vibrancy that I feel…