Kinda loving those braid things on the back of her head, I have to say.

See, the problem is if they did things to actually support underprivileged kids, it would likely cause the abortion rate to drop some (as it does during periods of economic growth), and their entire social program is dependent on abortion as the eternal enemy. That's why they can't afford to do things that might…

Sadly they don't care about actual children, they have proven this over and over.

Tell me about it. Its just like George Carlin where he points out that hypocrisy. (**Warning**: VERY, VERY NSFW language):

Arrrgh!! Children are not aborted!! None of this stupid bullshit helps anyone heal.
I wish these people would get another hobby or do something for the actual children that need help! Can you imagine if they spent all the money they have put into these campaigns, into programs to help underprivileged kids? Now that…

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

I know you can, bud. I have faith in you and the Air Marshals who will tackle the shit out of you.

Good point, but somebody needs to tell me where those couples keep finding the outdoor bathtubs.

BOB!!! I remember Bob and how happy he was to jump in that motherfucking swimming pool.

I think he also has a Rob Lowe quality.

Next: Let's pair them up with the "you don't let a dry vag get in the way of your sexy-time" ladies over at the Osphena commercial.

I just... I love you so much for doing this.

I was that kid in the early 80s. My Mom was a nurse and insisted on age appropriate honesty with everything and I was an overly-curious kid who learned to read before nursery school. I would sit nearby while she read the newspaper and read the other side of it and ask questions about things I didn't understand. And…

High five!

Before I got fancy and earned the PhD, I was a Early Childhood Teacher who specialized in Infants and Toddlers. I've been giving this talk to parents since 1992 and I can't tell you how many fathers I have had to *teach* to address their daughters genitalia with correct words.

We took the same approach with Little and it's been beautiful. She's 14 and fully comfortable talking about her period, even in front of her step-dad and to her boyfriend. Someone at school whispered to her that her bra strap was showing, so she stood up and shouted "OMG EVERYBODY: my bra strap is visible! Yes, I have…

You can say the same thing about all kinds of information — religion, the existence of Santa and the Tooth Fairy, war, racism... The fact that other parents want to keep their children in some sort of bubble does not make my kids' understanding of reality offensive or obnoxious. Nobody's talking about how to put on a…

Your stepsister needs to relax. Besides, if one of her children is a girl, puberty will happen to them soon enough.

So on point, Tracy.