Nice try, but you spelled everything correctly and there are no "1"s mixed in with your exclamation points.

What's the over/under on tabloids that put an inset photo of Jennifer Aniston looking PREGNANT & ALONE on their covers accompanying this wedding news?

I have the biggest heart-eyes for Emma Stone. My god.

Nah, most of us are just disappointed by her ability to singlehandedly ruin potentially exciting, shiny movies like Snow White and the Huntsman.

its probably more about her ability to act

They didn't look hurt so I don't feel bad laughing at them. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 10/10, would laugh again.

black peplum bustier. black shoes. baller clutch. some kind of badass, spike earrings, maybe an ear cuff?

riff raff

"prostitot"

I was thinking the same thing. It's like a little prostitot costume.

i wish iggy would stand up straighter. like if she pulled her shoulders back it would be like SUDDENLY: A SPACE GODDESS APPEARS. SPACE GODDESS USES STUNNABITCH. IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE.

TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME TO WORK WITH

Hot damn. J Lo has those ab-pube ridges that the super ripped athletes have. I am putting down this fucking donut down right now. I hate the entire world.

Still looks like a 12-year old doing dress-up.

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.

Holy Crap. I am so excited. The Little House series was the first novels I ever read solo, and I still reread them at least once a year.

Wait what? I need to know more about this. I demand that you return to the library and procure more information! How do you make it without destroying the peel? What color rose should I use? Can I eat the rose? It it candied? What if Nellie Oleson puts a frog inside mine?

This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…