I was trying to figure out why I found the later books so disappointing and you nailed it. After she became "Mrs. Doctor," it seemed like she faded.

The story is timeless?? Yes, but the movie with Megan Follows and Colleen Dewhurst was timeless too, it doesn't need to be redone! Leave perfection alone. I know that it's a movie of the musical but still, it's unnecessary.

Nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of gibberish.

As the mother of 2 tiny little girls who are mercifully way too young to care about these charming hellspawn, I am pretty ignorant of this band (or "band") and their music. But from the gif, it looks like their choreographer has pretty much just given up, like, "Goddammit you guys, can you just do the step-together,…

This translation of what what those blurbs really meant might be the best thing I've ever read on Jezebel, ever.

I hope not. Or hemp necklaces, I hate them so hard.

I'm a bit miffed by the butter at breakfast, too. Which of those things are you supposed to put it on? The codfish? The saltines? Also, what's up with the tablespoon of peas? I don't think I've ever eating a single tablespoon of a vegetable and said, "Welp, done with this!"

Every day I pray for the women my boys will love. I hope they will be drawn to real beauties, the kind of women who will leave them better people in the end.

"Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?"

For some reason this sentence makes me laugh really hard.

You need to pretend Twilight never happened. He is a handsome man.

I think she was referring to the fact that everyone else on this planet is slut shaming her. It's all that was one my facebook feed for three days after the VMAs - everyone, everywhere had something to say about her sexuality. Lindy was just using the words that other people were using but in a humorous way - she…

No. You are confused about the meaning of that sentence.

I'm a little confused about why she thought she would make history, and then decide to put no thought into the thing that would make the history. I'm also very over this topic, as I'm sure is everyone else, but I won't tell you what to talk about.

Yep. Men are clearly the stronger sex, so intelligent that they can educate women about their own bodies and so powerful that only they are qualified to lead countries. The man has but only one weakness— young girls twerking. If there is a young girl near him, he cannot be held accountable for his actions. How…

Yeah! Why do we even have terminology anyway? You know? Why can't everything action just go by it's description?

Oh, really? So abortion number going down just "doesn't seem right"?

Not quite expounded upon: Iowa also just gone done taking part in a long-term contraceptive study, where it offered long-term options (IUDs, implants) to women for FREE. The number of long-term contraceptives being used in Iowa skyrocketed. Isn't it amazing how providing women with safe and effective methods at…

This fucker here done broke his damn """ key. I can't. I really need to understand why people randomly quote shit. Jesus, be an editor.

Celebrities also never eat. They nosh on things or tuck into them.

Boy.

It's really a shame how disastrous these rapes can be for the rapists. Rambold, the Steubenville guys, the Michigan football player — it practically ruins their lives.

Maybe it would be better if they didn't, you know, rape people.