Isn’t this pretty much satire? I mean REAL satire, not the outrage as satire that certain...ahem... bloggers engage in on the regular. I mean “treat it like the opening weekend of a  movie with two thoughtful female leads” pretty much sealed it.

Did I ever say they weren’t? I specifically said biologically and publicly identifying as for a reason. And no I will not get out of here because you decided to come in here and derail an issue and make it about you. And if you can’t see how that bullshit “but what about circumsion” arises every single time FGM is…

Ohhh man, that paragraph spoke to me as a mom. I have literally had multiple times where I’ve had to walk away and just scream into a pillow. And that’s with a perfectly lovely normal kid! It happens and it’s refreshing to hear someone own up to it and not pretend like just because you’re a parent you’ve suddenly…

Well, that’s parenting right there!  I have lost my shit with regularity.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Actually it means that a lot of Americans are dumber than even the most pessimistic liberals thought they could be.

You have a lot of intense feelings about these people I’ve never heard of before. Do you know them in some way?

Nope. It’s very weird in most cultures. About 70% of the world sleeps with their child in their bed.

The stalker was Aaron Carter, wasn’t it? I mean, “allegedly."