As a non-Pats fan New England resident, my biggest fear was a Pats loss with any hint of controversy. As insufferable as they are when they win, or anticipate winning, Pats Nation Aggrieved is the worst.

Reached for comment, the Pats’ head of IT referred to his contract, explaining that “screw with the visiting team’s electronics” is very clear, and if the team only meant for games played at Gillette, they should put it in writing.

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

This is a funny comment from a guy who have such shitty grammar.

Those are also both good reasons.

No skin in the matchup, but good for Fitzgerald after endless years of “He should leave Arizona, he’s wasting his career there”/ “Is he washed up?” / “Will he ever play with a competent QB again?”

Why is it always about race with these cops?

“Don’t get me wrong, but I think the story about 9/11 is just that. A story. What I think happened is there were some radical Islamists on a plane, and then aliens froze time, and took those planes onto their space ships and in order to avoid explaining aliens to the American public, our government destroyed the World…

It’s a mongoose-hair yarmulke. I think I saw it on Etsy.

That Ferengi makes a good point. How he learned about the unwritten rules of post game mea culpas remains a mystery though.

What a Jadeveon.

Under 55 cares....about what, cheaters? Please stop assuming younger fans don’t care. It’s as stupid as assuming that all old people care about cheating.

No it wouldn’t. I want the Cowboys to be 0-16 every year.

Bengals have been getting fucked by white guys with castes for a long time.

Mastiffs are the chillest dogs ever. Love um. I once had an English Mastiff named Olive that I got from a friend who breeds Mastiffs and Boxers. She was 5 when I got her and was done having pups so I got her for free. Weighed her at the vet and she was 120 lbs with 3 legs on the scale (too scared to get all the way on…

You might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

The footballs, they are afraid. They no want to go to receivers. Jobu, he take fear from footballs.

"The horsey says 'neigh', but I don't believe her."

Yes, there were some calls that could have gone either way. And what is particularly frustrating about the NFL is that they could call offensive or defensive holding on every play, and sometimes the timing of when these calls are made seem to be more for or less beneficial for a certain team in a certain game.

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.