I am laughing my ass off at the concern, the indignity, the *outrage* that Fallon would joke about such a flawed, corrupt, self-seeking, lying candidate— JOKE, I say!! — while looking on with smiles and approval when he does the exact sort of thing with the other flawed, corrupt, etc.

Huh?? “Ladies” sounds both respectful and correct, IMHO.

No apostrophe needed after Wallace. Misspellings make bad jokes worse.

Please. Use. Periods. And. Capital. Letters. For. Fuck’s. Sake.

Jerk.

Even awesomer than I had hoped. There’s nothing like the smile of a Retriever. Many thanks for this!

This jerk is totally out of control.

You can never go wrong with a good Jew joke:

I'm glad to hear this, but it's hard not to think of all the other kids this man has spawned across the land... who will protect them? Burn in hell, you bastard.

God bless you for this info— so glad. Still hate the asshole(s) who (1) recorded the scene rather than trying to help the dog and (2) posted it for entertainment.

I am completely traumatized by the scene with the dog. Did the dog survive? Is this your idea of humor? Fuck you, man.

I am completely traumatized by the scene with the dog. Did the dog survive? Is this your idea of humor? Fuck you, man.

As God is my witness, I've read your "apology" a thousand times and everytime I do, I laugh till I cry. I'm having it bronzed— sorry, cast in copper. You, sir, are one brilliant apologist.