How ever the fuck much they want.

Writing HR to tell them I need a new chair...and that they should probably burn this one. #ChrisHemsWoke

I don’t know what “BBC” stands for in this context, but I sure hope it’s the beef, bacon and cheddar sandwich from the fast food chain Rax in the 90s.

Are you me? I went through a similar situation about 16 years ago, except he married her. I still wish him nothing but midgie bites on his bawbag.

Most jurisdictions have not had any laws mandating who can use which bathroom. The bathroom panic only started when Republicans realized trans people had been peeing next to them for years, and they’d never noticed.

The GOP: government small enough to fit into a public restroom.

The calls are coming from inside the house!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. And I thought graduate school was a mistake.

The point of the first message isn’t to get her to reply to you and go on a date. The point of the first message is to not be so terrible that she doesn’t even bother viewing your profile, which is what is actually going to convince her to reply. The first message can only be neutral or break you.

Gilt free

Gender identity is obviously different from sexuality, but I met these identical twins once who were both gay and also extremely beautiful. But they were my uncle’s friends visiting the beach house he was renting with a wrap around enclosed porch and I straight up didn't know there were two of them for three hours…

Free Willy 5: The Sick and The Furious here we go

What does any of this have to do with a date? They weren’t on a date. She is a professional journalist interviewing a musician so this seems off topic.

I totally pictured this:

I fucking love you.

I’d learn falconry.

This is spot on, though there is one thing I would add.

It has been 14 years since I’ve fully felt my left hand, turned my head completely to the left, or looked up without shooting sensations down my arm. That was when I was 15. I sure as hell didn’t understand what I signed up for. Coaches, trainers, and doctors still let me get back on the field for 3 more years. I now…

I spent over half of my middle-class life without a working dishwasher and I’m fine...sure I go to therapy twice a week for the trauma of having to clean up after myself but the meds take the edge off things.

Reproductive coercion is a form of abuse, period, and the show didn’t treat it as abuse. The surprise anal sex attempt is somewhat rapey, and more serious than the show treated it. Also, remember when Danny secretly set up a nanny cam to watch Mindy? Taken together, it paints a more grim picture of Danny than the show…