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In all seriousness, I get irrationally angry every time I see him in one of those stupid “Hello friend” shirts. I think the worst is the “你好朋友” one, which forces me to think of both the trauma of having to learn Mandarin and Bill Cosby’s grossness. 肏你妈, asshole.

Am I the only person that has “November Spawned a Monster” in my head?

I just bought my first non-drugstore lipstick (I was feeling some ennui, and my friend dragged me into a boutique and said lipstick would fix it - this turned out to be correct) and oh my god, I can’t believe the difference in quality. I’ve bought everything CVS has, from Wet n’ Wild to Revlon, and none of them match

That “love of a good woman” really has something to it, though. I can only speak anecdotally, but I don’t think I could’ve gotten sober had it not been for my girlfriend. I wasn’t quite like the Max’s of the world - I actively felt terrible for the way I behaved (which led me to drink even more, which led to even

I might be off on this one, but: If you just shout “rape” at places because you dislike them, you may minimize the true horror of rape.

Oh you mean “Irish” in the American sense of having a relative three generations ago who was born in Ireland but not having ever been there or knowing anything about the country you claim to come from? My parents are literal Irish people born in Ireland, but I was born in Australia. Was I raised Irish? I seem to have

That’s actually part of a very big discussion in the museum community. Museums are often required to treat objects in their care to the best of their ability and act. However, that gives museums in more peaceful and modernized countries an advantage in care over other museums, which many often use as excuses for not

Oh god . . . it’s happening again!

Isn’t it cool to be able to choose the candidate you like the best, instead of the one least likely to bring on your gag reflex?

RBG gave this same answer when I saw her speak at my law school. I was so pumped I raised my fist and yelled, “misandry!”

My daughter got that as a gag gift at the bachelorette party. We laughed and laughed, then it dawned on everyone, this thing is a goddamn revelation. It works brilliantly.

This story is bullshit, and the actions of her “friend” were bullshit, too. Here is some inspiration for all the working moms from the Italian MEP Licia Ronzulli.

yep. he was supposedly on a crack binge. non addicts dont just go on crack binges because they are upset. he has a disease that needs to be treated.

I’ve posted this here before, but i’ll repeat since it’s super topical:

Guided meditation is a thing, but i came across my own version of it years ago, and it got me through some terrible stress-induced insomnia. It still works for me really well:

Imagine a scene from a movie or a book you have seen or read many times.

A bone-crushing hug, huh? Hey, you know, you could sue for that.

That’s the formula for successful design — the inspiration piece. The object can be a painting, a pillow, piece of fabric, a rug or some decoration. You pull your colors from the inspiration piece, and you can do your entire house so that it’s all coordinated, but not matchy-matchy. You just pick different colors from

Yeah it could be a lot more but you’re right it’s WAY too loaded down with “oh wow what a weird nerd” situations!

One of my good friends sent me a text : If I go skydiving will you go with me?

Carly Fiorina is like that token member who’s OKCupid profile starts with the same generic pablum about “I’m not one of ‘those’ women. People just see me as one of the guys. I get along so much better with men because I don’t do drama or emotions. I just bro it up with my bro brethren like one of the other bros, but