she was home schooled by her mother Lucifer

I hope somebody punches RHQ in the face so fucking hard.

Kate the Great! She’s the best!

I just want to let everyone know that I put cheddar cheese Sunchips on my egg salad sandwich today, and it was delicious.

I lived that dream in high school. It was fucking glorious.

I am a ginger-ish pale girl with dark black hair covering my whole body. I also have a unibrow that laser can’t take care of. My legs were the first I decided to do and it hurt SO MUCH! and it was so much more expensive. I should of done my face first, then armpits (not expensive and so worth it, specially that you…

Don’t shave. Just don’t. Get laser instead.

Just as an aside, I’ve always heard that line as “New York! I’ve become a wintry tomato!”

Wow. Totally moved by her words. May we all experience this kind of love during our lives.

*Agreed* plus add some fresh garlic. Lip smackin!

I remember driving across country as a kid when portable DVD players were the cool thing, and my dad was in the backseat watching this with headphones laughing harder than I've ever heard him laugh.

Do you understand that you love me? Apologize and fix this, or win in the way that you do not want to win. I’m tired of a world in which such disordered personality can attempt to destroy a man so good and moral and kind and loving.

Turning your dick into an orange is a pretty impressive magic trick, I admit.

Let me assure YOU, as a woman who has spent most of her life overweight, obese actually, but have had small windows where I was a “normal” size... nope. Sorry, you’re just wrong. Is it possible that you’re not feeling good about yourself, and you get resentful of others for not being into you for your looks - when in…

...for those of us who grew up on Ever After, this is not quite news.

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

No, but I would totally fuck Louie CK.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

IN BRUGES. The man was robbed of an Oscar nomination. He was so freaking fantastic in that movie. I want him to be in every Martin McDonagh production from this point forward. All of them.

I would prefer a beauty like him to have more fame than he’s got movies because he’s also a phenomenal actor. In Bruges is one of the best movies out there, Seven Psychopaths is a romp, and his part in Saving Mr. Banks is wonderful. He’s a really great actor.