I went to Disney recently, and one guy in our group is a total Weird Disney Adult. 30something, single, no kids, but goes SEVERAL times a year and even paid a LOT OF MONEY to buy into some insane Disney timeshare thing. I was talking with another guy in our group and I said something about how I just didn’t GET IT,…

oh my god I love this and I love you

the same week I graduated from college my mom literally DROVE ME to the Verizon store, marched in, and announced "I'M TAKING HER OFF THE FAMILY PLAN!!!"

his comic timing is IMPECCABLE

Hah! I tried pumpkin pie for the first time as a teen (we don’t do Thanksgiving in the UK) and I still, as a 30something year old, still have not learned to stomach it.

yeah, but she's the head of the Fed. She's not just some lady. She's an expert in the field.

going from THIS GUY to THAT GUY is like, the biggest upgrade in the history of the universe

I'm never ever EVER cancelling my Spotify subscription, and I'm getting all my non-Spotify friends 3 month trials for Christmas! TAKE MY MONEY

My friend posted a pic of a Carson bumper sticker she saw yesterday. I mean, the rational part of my brain knows that they’re out there, but to see it in the wild?

The GOP recoiled so hard from any perceived threat of Socialism that they veered straight into Fascism. Great job!

Oh my god, I LOVED these books when I was young. To this day, the thought of packing up a some sandwiches, hopping on a bike, and taking off into the woods for an adventure still sounds like the best time.

OOOOHHHH def gonna try that Sunday Sauce, but do you think it’ll be ok to just cook it in a regular pot? I don’t have a cast iron casserole or a Dutch oven :(

My first concert was the backstreet boys back in like, 1997 at the spectrum in philly. because we were dorky chubby 7th graders with no other friends, this group of like 3 or 4 of us would try to learn all the dance moves to the videos at my friend Danielle’s house. Poor Danielle’s parents, it was just “BACKSTREET’S…

tell me more about this doc - is it on Netflix?

all I can gather from these photos is that he is an enthusiast of both eyeshadow and hair...glue?

Millihelen is/was wonderful, and not just because it was the ONLY subsite that ungreyed me :(

my extended family requests that I bring my macaroni and cheese to our annual holiday party every year and I gave up being like "just google Alton Brown mac & cheese" like 3 years ago

Fellow Fed here - your boss sounds like he is full of shit. Saying “there’s no money in the budget” is ALWAYS an evasion tactic. Government supervisor should never be stingy about awarding promotions and raises to employees who deserve it, since, ya know, the money isn’t coming out of THEIR POCKET.

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all my life (well, until like my mid 20s) I thought I was an extrovert, but NOPE, I'm just an outgoing introvert. I am feeling SOOO drained today and finally realized it's because I was running around all weekend and didn't get enough quiet alone time. I had planned on having a few hours yesterday afternoon to myself,…