Agree. I also don’t get jumping on him for making a song about it. That’s Taylor’s whole catalog.

I didn’t say any of those things. What I did say is that she is more famous and more talented and that he is being a whiny crybaby about this breakup. Totally cool if you disagree.

Full. He had a whole dead house sitter to snack on.

Oh no, heaven forbid a women is both sweet and a cutthroat business woman who can get all the menz.

Sorry, no. It sounds like a bad four-track demo done in someone’s basement.

A real gay would make better dance music.

Yup, “Calvin” is still making shit music.

Poor Calvin... Taylor could probably have punched up those lyrics a bit for you. But maybe the fewer words to remember, the better.

Gonna be honest, I wouldn’t be too insulted.

To be fair, I would cheat on him with Tom Hiddleston too. He seems like a petulant little whiner who is now all butt hurt about being dumped by a pretty girl more famous and talented than he is.

He’s really milking that 15 minutes of his, huh.

Somehow the Calvin from Calvin And Hobbes, the one who plays with a “stuffed” tiger, throws snowballs at Susie Derkins and drifts off into his own imagination, is more mature than Calvin Harris.

OMG, Harris is worse than Swift is! So she broke their contract abruptly, they only dated for a month or so anyway! I’m so embarrassed for him right now.

He went to school in Chicago. Of course he doesn’t know what consent means.

Spete, How could the officer possibly determine it was BB gun? Use your empathy to see things from his perspective. Any reasonable person would think they were in extreme danger in that situation.

Your comment is naive to say the least, ludicrous even.

If by all visual accounts from a certain distance the gun looks real (and to the extent the illustration above is accurate, it looks pretty real to me), how does one “confirm” it’s real other than to wait for the perpetrator to shoot at you? Frankly, I don’t think that’s reasonable at all--setting aside whether it’s…

Oh wow, fantastic. You wouldn’t be saying that if your spouse or other loved one was an officer.

Are there any other jobs in the country that would require the amount of dedication you expect from police? Would you let someone literally try to kill you in order to determine if they have a real gun or not? What do you want the officers to do? Stand around waiting until one of them gets shot before they do anything?