“Trevor Sieman? That can’t be real.”

Who the hell names a dog “Todd”?

“Sorry I’ve been shagging your husband the whole time you’ve been here.”

What sort of drugs are you on that you gave Chicago a double digit win prediction? If the Bears get 4 wins this year it will be a miracle. 10-6???

It’s a unifier. It reminds you, in a comforting way, of things bigger than you

You know how I know it’s Week 1? The Browns game gets two Throwgasms.

They don’t play the anthem before you watch a fucking movie.

Chicago 10-6

The NFL — the most militaristic organization on Earth, displays all of its patriotism by mandating that the anthem is played before the game goes on the air (1 pm or 4:15 pm.).

“it’s fine, i’ve seen much worse”

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

After the terrorist attack in Ottawa, they sang the Canadian national anthem at the Pittsburg Penguins game, that hit me right in the FEELS too. I guess I like anthems at the games because it makes me feel proud, I understand that if it didn’t make you feel proud that you’d want to shit all over it.

You WIN!!!

I demand a 10-month, $20m investigation into this. And suspension of Goodell for four years.

Only in Goodell’s world is video tape necessary to fully evaluate a physical altercation.

he was so frustrated and, I’m sure, getting so much heat from Cleveland that he gave me a hard shove into my door to try and continue the argument about McAulay in my office.

Nope. Because then Airbnb would effectively be discriminating against women who don’t feel safe renting parts of their homes to men. Never mind that it would be in violation of the Mrs. Murphy exemption to the fair housing act.

Whatever Toyota/Lexus is doing right now is 100x worse than what Bangle did at BMW in the 00's. Their entire current range slots right in next to the Aztek and the Edsel in terms of ugliest design language ever.

Exactly why airbnb is shit. Hotels can’t do that. And by definition, you dont hate discrimination. And when you rent your home, it becomes a rental space, not your home. Sorry.

Get a bright pink one or some other unusual color. I never have trouble spotting my bags on the luggage carousel.