In a related story the Yankees announced they will be adding a $50 “We’re not dead yet” surcharge to tickets for remaining home games this season.

Ehhh . . . considering the log-jam at the top of the East, the 4.5 GB might as well be 10.

In case any baseball fans are disappointed by this news, just remember, Phyllis Schlafly still is.

2-10 in a 16 game season? I can only hope that Jerry jones and the fucking cowboys are gone forever by week 12. Hopefully they shut down the franchise when Romo is killed on the field and the jones are sued for life insurance by Jessica Simpson lmao!!

“We are pleased we the results of the investigation. Plus that trip I made to Columbus was a coincidence.”

A good landlord would include the costs of maintenance, taxes, utilities (that aren’t paid by the tenant directly), etc. in the tenant’s rent. That’s what rent pays for. If you’re taking a loss on a rental property, you did something wrong, either in location, rent amount, or tenant selection.

Good point, he is an example of a player losing his usefulness to a program, thereby losing his protection.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT CLARRETT?!?!?

Terrible. Someone should take a knee for the anthem.

5 physical assaults on Ms. Thompson by Elliott over a 6 day period in July and the DA is examining everyone’s *MOTIVE*?

If you’re worried about this then you should be even more interested in financial independence, not less.

Has anyone questioned Hillary yet?

I mean, we can wait a few months until the emails leak, but I feel we should probably find out more ASAP.

Glad to know you can be COVERED in bruises and the authorities will turn a blind eye when it's an NFL star who made the bruises.

I’m sure once we go 2-10 because our entire offence is built around a man whose spine is kept together by bailing wire and Jerry Jones’ prayers, they’ll pin the whole dysfunctional season on him and pass him off for a 150lb lineman and a sixer of Shiner Bach.

This is a horribly sad day for Elliot. I’m assuming with the charges dropped, he can expect to be waived by the Cowboys shortly.

Of course. No video? No justice

He looks so sad.

Well, you know what they say: cause enough incidents of domestic violence, the victim starts blending them together in her head and next thing you know there is conflicting information on witness statements.

They *do* say that, right?

I 100% believe Ezekiel is innocent because the Columbus PD would never protect a star football player from actual punishment, just ask JT Barrett and Adolphis Washington, or Joey Bosa, or Tracy Sprinkle, or Tim Gardner, or Bradley Roby or Jacob Stoneburner, or Jack Mewhort.