Ikr? Why orange? Who, other than TrumpleOrangeSkin would even buy that color?

Ill go along on some of this but so often he has those white circles around his eyes that you get from wearing those eye protectors in the tanning booth.

WHY NOT ORANGE TIC-TACS?

That helps explain the oversized suits.

My theory is that it just means he has to have 3 tictac boxes, and 2 are unopened because why open a new one when you can dispense from the existing one? It’s weird, but let’s stay focused on how he likes to leer at teenage girls in dressing rooms and shit. And the crimes.

Whats really amazing is how that makeup hides his horns and hooves, I guess he just tucks the tail in.

Truth. Trump is the epitome of “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” 

LOL. You think anyone in his circle tells him anything negative? Oh sweet summer child.

Look at his hair--with his money, you would think he could manage a better weave or transplant. Why should we expect different with his concealer?

It matches certain “Bill the Cat” aspects.

He’s said before that he prefers the way he looks in natural lighting so he’s obviously aware how terrible he looks under camera ready lighting indoors. He seems to think that when he’s outside it makes him look tanned which is speculated to be why he does so many driveway and helicopter adjacent press conferences.

Vanity yes, taste and good judgement no.

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

look, he is not a professional make up artist, but he thinks he is.

“If we deprive them of money, they’ll be much more employable.”
“If we deprive them of healthcare, they won’t become sick.”
“If we jack up their taxes, they’ll all get raises.”
“The longer we beat them and the more of them we randomly kill, the more they’ll love and appreciate us.”

Alright you cartoonishly evil fucks, if you are going to be this obvious you might as well just call that shit the “Reducing Poverty in America by Killing Off the Poor People” executive order.

These guys are right, we do need to tighten our belts and usher in a new era of true fiscal responsibility.

The rules, which limit states’ ability to wave regulations that stipulate folks between the ages of 18 and 49 who are childless and not disabled must work at least 20 hours a week for more than three months over a 36-month period to qualify for food stamps

Hey. Hey Trash Administration? FUCK YOU. It is fucking hard enough to be poor and food insecure without this kind of bullshit fuckery and don’t even get me STARTED on the asset maximums. FUCK.

These people are such sociopaths, I doubt they'll care.