That, he did do. I believe the “debunked” portion is the “Joe Biden got investigations shut down on Hunter’s behalf” portion that’s been shown to be unfounded. The “trashy, self-serving kid of well-known person” trope seems too universal to use as an effective bludgeon at this late stage of Western collapse.

So did Trump’s kid!  I swear, Don Jr and Hunter are like Mirrorverse versions of the same person.

Oh, no doubt. And a lot of the money problems of rich people are 100% of their own making. If you tell someone at the bottom of the income ladder that they “just need to cut back” in order to have enough money for food and rent, they’re going to (reasonably) be like, “Cut back what?” But a lot of rich people who are…

Weirdly, this is the one scandal that Trump HASN’T “what abouted” to death. Maybe it’s a bit too close to home.

Are you high?

Burisma has been debunked.  It’s the real nothing burger as Lindsay Graham likes to moan.  Who cares if his kid had an affair?  So did Trump!

A nation’s fate held to ransom by whims of dicks. 

IDK. I used to have a job that brought me into contact with a lot of people who made a lot of money, and a shocking number of them were almost living paycheck to paycheck. Some were compulsive shoppers. Some lived to play the generous friend and seemed to be constantly dropping $50,000 to take their friends on a crazy…

Two years ago, during divorce proceedings, his estranged wife said there was almost no money left: 

Meanwhile, the President of the United States has his political party buying his sons shitty book, while the entire family robs the country blind through other means and channels.

Or by, you know, wrapping it. Seriously. How hard can it be to carry a few condoms in your wallet when you know you’re going out to try to get laid? He’s way too old for this kind of irresponsible nonsense.

Yeah, I was going to make a “Goofus and Gallant” comment about Joe’s sons. I mean, the one who died was literally named “handsome” and the one who’s causing all the trouble is named “person who kills things.”

Judging from info I googled on Hunter, he’s pretty much a mooching bum. There are one or two in every family, and I’m (just a little bit) sorry for VP Biden. But he’s supported his lazy bum son for a long time. If Hunter really is broke, maybe Biden cut him loose a while back. Too late.

Maybe he's just going to run for the Republican nomination in 2024!

I tend to agree, especially given the other reason that he’s become famous as of later (i.e. getting paid hundreds of thousands for the ceremonial “work” of sitting on a board—and presumably others) but it seems that he has been an illicit drug addict for much of his adult life so all bets are off.

This is what makes Trump’s abuse of power in Ukraine all the more pathetic.  You want dirt on Hunter to mess with his father’s campiagn and/or are concerned about the corruption in the Biden family?  The DOJ, political dirt farmers and right-wing media are all there, willing and able to find what you need.  No need to…

Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!

This says a lot about how inept the Biden campaign is. They should have seen this coming, and made sure she was paid off before she ever had that baby. 

Hunter Biden could have avoided exposing himself “undue prejudice, annoyance, embarrassment, and/or oppression” by settling this with the mother last year when the child was born. He could have cleared it up before the news broke and before he became a political liability to his father. The man has a pathological…

As much as I hate this worthless kid, if it weren’t for him Donald Trump would not become only the third president ever impeached.