I can’t find it in my heart to feel bad for Lori and Mossimo. NOT AT All. To me, there is no way that can pretend to be ignorant of the law in this case. They had their daughters pose as crew members. That is fraud. Also, they did hurt someone with their deception. They took two spots at the school that would have…

Particularly if the cat then turned around and scratched Trump’s eyes out!

Cat would clow his eyes out.

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And he truly is...

Can you imagine the hell of being one of Trump’s Presidential Chefs? You’ve worked hard to reach that level, and then that Big Mac, well done steak and ketchup eating turd moves in. You’re not even allowed to cook for honored guests as Trump feels buying a ton of fast food constitutes a fine meal. This meal shown is…

For real.  It’s disgusting.

It’s not Giuliani? Guess not if there’s actually something filling the head.

At least Pete Davidson is kinda famous for a reason.

it definitely looked like an unbrowned chicken thigh at first glance

So much this. You know, it’s nearly enough to make me miss the good old days of 500 Days of Kristin. Almost.

When it comes to Pete Davidson, I’m going to say the same thing I said when Jezbel wrote a MILLION articles about Lena Dunham. STOP, PLEASE FUCKING STOP! You make these douchebags famous and then they never, ever go away!

No, the worst is a 60 year old dating a 21 year old.

Is Kaia Gerber actually a supermodel though? Don’t you have to be in the game for more than a minute before you earn that sobriquet?

Please stop writing about this dude's dick. 

Like Angela, my thoughts immediately went to “boiled chicken thigh.” Never occurred to me it could possibly be a baked good.

Probably something made from the ground-up bones of immigrant children.

Meh. Looks like a stuffed pepper with a slice of cheese. Hardly horrifying—and WHO THE FUCK IN THE ENTIRE FUCKIN UNIVERSE thinks that a stuffed VEGETABLE served on a bed of LETTUCE with TOMATOES (that haven’t been rendered down to ketchup) is something that Trump would ever eat? It’s not burnt cowflesh, nor deep-fried…

I am so confused by this whole thing.

That’s the new Press Secretary.