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It does. That’s why every single one of his “public” appearances has been carefully curated. This is literally the first time he’s been exposed to the unfiltered public since the inauguration.

This needs to happen every fucking time he shows his mottled orange mug in public.

Pretty scathing criticism from a fellow eyeliner and mascara afficionado, Nightman Mac!

But yeah, people aren’t quite sure what she’s done to her eyes; some speculation suggest filler. It’s quite a shame though: she’s an awful person in her own right, but the photos of her pre-2005 with her eyes wide open are much more

His wife on the other hand looks like she’s had so much work done around her eyes that even Michael Jackson would say “no”

Yeah, that was not this.  Try as the might.

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

He’ll say it’s treason to disrespect the President. At which point, someone needs to pull out all his tweets about Obama and lock him up!

Damnit why do you have to be right? the idea of him angrily pacing around the white house and yelling at underlings bc people turned his ”lock her up”chant back onto him was keeping me warm and cozy tonight.

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

That was a transparent effort specifically calculated to cut the booing short/lessen its intensity.

I hope so too, but I actually think he is completely incapable of processing or even believing anything negative about himself. By Wednesday, he’ll have convinced himself -- and all of his doublethinking followers -- that it never happened.

Obviously Trump got confused and meant to attend the W Nationalists rally down the street.

Hours after his crowning moment of tritrumph of killing an ISIS leader no one outside of foreign policy circles really cared about, Trump wilts in the face of Natittude.

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

And then there’s also this bit of heartwarming goodness:

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God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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