I did it because I live a very privileged life in a neighborhood with vast income disparities. My mother-in-law used to do something similar, and I was inspired by her.

In theory....

Same - always hated this fucker and got shit for it - just something about him skeezed me out. Sometimes creep radar is a thing, as it turns out.

The physical publishing of books (“architecting” them, in the words of the First Lady Daughter), is a very strange business with agreements that date back almost 100 years.

You know, I honestly don’t find her pretty. I mean yes, she has FrankenBarbie features, but just like her father is a poor mans idea of a rich man, she’s a homely persons idea of good looking one (I don’t mean you! I mean the MAGA crowd)

I think it’s appropriate that she uses the word ‘architect’ as a verb instead of ‘build’. Because apart from the fact that it’s not even a verb, architects don’t actually build anything.

He’s always been White R. Kelly.

When I lived in NYC, I dated an actress who belonged to a Shakespeare company of all women. She was explaining an upcoming show to me one time and I was like,
“There seems to be a lot of excessive nudity. Like, scenes that don’t require it at all and you’re all getting naked. Who’s idea was that?”
“The director’s.”
“Wha…

Shout out to Samantha Bees art department for mocking up the 95% sticker (still overcharging by 5%)

It’s the way her face has been architected.

Oh, if I had a million stars to give, friend, you would have them all...

Her perky “let’s empower women globally!” shtick really gets on my nerves. You know what would empower women globally, Ivanka? How about women’s health and birth control education and care, which would keep women from being dragged down by endless children they may not want or be able to afford (and from the serious…

Subtitled, “Using Nepotism to Architect Your Future.”

In her book Women Who Work

Included? This is the Hollywood scene. I live here and have been in situations very close to the ones described above with a lower profile actor that was married. Starting your own “acting studio” is akin to opening your own brothel where the sex comes to you and you can tell your wife its just part of the job and…

Since the incident with the underage girl, on either Instagram or Twitter, I can’t remember, I’m baffled by how he’s still publicly included in the Hollywood scene.

“I, for one, am shocked!”

Shocking! The celebrity version of That Artsy Guy in Every Dorm with an Acoustic Guitar Who Wrote a Song About You (aka, That Guy in the Women’s Studies Class Who’s Just Really Amazed by How Powerful Women Are) turned out to be a creeper. Never would’ve seen that coming.

What costume does Stephen Miller wear on The Masked Singer? And is it an albino dragon?

That image gave me my first real laugh of the weekend. Thank you, Internet Stranger.