Good luck finding one of those three days. I'd love to see some high-ranking lackey perp walked all over national news outlets. 

Subpoenas, especially during an impeachment inquiry (which congress has the absolute right to pursue under the Constitution), means that when ignored, congress can go to court and get a court order requiring the information to be provided and the person to appear. If they fail to show up or produce the documents, the…

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Nah, he just spelled little wrong . Then got so busy insulting cnn he forgot how to spell describing. I got nothing on the apostrophe, hyphen issue.

I rarely read barf bag anymore, but when I do I always skip over the presidential tweets. There’s just no point. They only make me mad. 

The problem with draining the swamp is...when you don’t actually drain the swamp. The fucker added swamp monster to the bog.

The Senate voted 53-44 Thursday to approve Eugene Scalia for Labor secretary.

Subpoenas haven’t meant shit to this administration orany of it’s lackeys. Not expecting Mike to say anything but "I don't hafta." 

> The elk were going crazy.

The Ukrainian President I think he meant, not Ukraine President. I mean, he at least seems to have absorbed not saying The Ukraine. But who is he quoting here? “IT WAS A PERFECT CONVERSATION WITH UKRAINE PRESIDENT!”

I wonder when he’ll kill himself? You know he’s gonna end in suicide. He reeks of self-loathing.

You want to know why that fish looks small, while all the others look freakishly large?

He suffers from the same ‘pole up the ass’ pose Daddy has.

Yeah, the best-case scenario is orange jumpsuits all around. If my dreams come true, he’s perp-walked out of the White House in cuffs as soon as possible. Unfortunately, I don’t expect that to happen.

Personally, I hope they all do jail time along with him.  I don’t care if it’s for jaywalking; I just want to see everyone involved in this criminal enterprise behind bars for a good number of years.

He tries so hard to look butch... The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

Someone should tell them teeth aren’t like TVs--you shouldn’t go one size bigger than you think you want. 

I don’t know what’s sadder, those veneers, his fashion sense, his cringy posts pushing his dad’s merch or the fact that he can’t even set his own bow. 

Why is he awkwardly showing off his teeth in most photos? And why do rich people get such bad veneers?

When their daddy is carried out of the White House, it’s going to be very nice to see all the children fade away into oblivion. Sure, they’ll keep popping up with their Instagrams, reality TV appearances, and other second-rate celebrity grifting, but they’ll be desperate try-hards that reek of dying fame.