The only things he values in life are the things he can use for personal advancement. It is a zero-sum appraisal, too — something either has value (I can use this for my benefit) or no value (I cannot use this).

My parents are just a few years older than Trump, but technically not boomers since both were born during the war. I think it’s less his generation, and more being a failson. The guy has never had to work, really work, a day in his life. His father was the self-made man. Trump inherited from him, and I think has a…

I remember going to sleep that night that thinking, “Tomorrow morning I’m going to wake up and for maybe 1 to 2 seconds I’m not going to remember what happened, and that that will be the last time for a long time I won’t know how awful this is.” Treasuring that last split second of ignorance helped me fall asleep.

I couldn’t sleep on the night he was elected. It was one of the worst night’s sleeps I’ve ever gotten. I wouldn’t have felt that way about, say, Cruz or Rubio, despite how disgusting they are. Trump’s election spoke in a singular manner on how broken and fucked up our country and its political systems are. It’s deeply…

Agreed on all points. I’d like to add one minor thing, though. Trump further encapsulates the Boomer id, in that he doesn’t understand the role he’s played in his failures. He rails against banking and lending systems, as if they’re the reason he can’t run a successful business. He’s perfect, and his businesses are…

Reminds me of this classic Far Side cartoon.

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

Fox News Cinematic Universe

you would be amazed in my high school where I work: the teen girls LOVE the awful, emo-teen rappers w/ facial tattoo’s all over. Lil Peep? Lil Xan? Takeshi? They are like PEOPLES SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (2019 teen edition), and I do not joke. I’ve had many a conversation w/ both male and females about NOT getting facial…

If you are disappointed in/disgusted by/disapproving of your offspring, you done fucked up somewhere.

Wouldn’t it be Tish’s fault by definition if her daughter were a bratty millennial? Isn’t the biggest problem with them their helicopter parents constantly telling them that everyone is a winner?

The tattoo artist misspelled Unemployable, but it gets the message across.

By refusing witness protection, he’s opting for the shotgun removal method... Once it’s done, you won’t even recognize him.

Is the Anna Farris story supposed to be endearing? Because it’s definitely not.

I think you mean 24our/7even

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

apparently the marshal service would be unlikely to pay for the removal, so he’d have to fund some aggressive removal. might be less painful to just get shot.

I mean, this was kind of inevitable. The jokes about the dude with the giant “69" tattoo on his face being able to forge a new identity in middle America all kind of wrote themselves.

‘... 6ix9ine will instead rely on 24/7 security to keep him safe, the sort of decision that has “future cautionary tale” stamped all over it.’