If a guy has an STI that he doesn't tell you about and you try to swallow, vomiting in his house is fair game.

*gets to. Fixed that for ya.

It's not his duty to try to start a conversation, but I think he did.

Before I went out of town for the weekend, I cleaned out the old fruit from the fridge and bowl and threw them in the garbage. Then totally spaced and didn't take the garbage out. Of course there were a million fruit flies when I got back. What worked really well for me to get rid of them was to leave an inch of beer…

They're probably practice players/third string.

Totally asking for it. Just like Brad Pitt.

Please stop using the phrase 'date rape'. It's like saying 'illegitimate rape'.

You should call PP and try to get in for Ella or Paraguard, which can be effective forms of EC for up to five days after unprotected intercourse.