So...is the implication here that Kim Jong-il was not only more reasonable than his son, but also thought Trey Parker and Matt Stone really got him?

Shit. She should just let herself get fat, she can't win anyway. Then she can design and produce an amazing plus-size line of clothing and rake in even more cash. Eat that BBQ, pasta, and chocolate, girl. Life's too short to appease Star magazine.

Ryan Gosling is still in love with Rachel McAdams.

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

Given his leap to "she must have the preggo grump-grumps!" I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt that he was the asshole, not the other way around.

This makes me love Mila Kunis even more, which I didn't think was even possible, and haaaaaaate the dickbag interviewing her.

"Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?"

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

I miss the basis "all clear" bar soap. It was the best thing ever for my face.

Getting rid of the only Asian doll is a problem. But in any case, I'd gotten the impression that the collection was very diverse now. Back in the early nineties, the most "diverse" you got was that Kirsten spoke with an accent. Pasty white, blond and blue eyed Kirsten. So, this seems pretty chill. They probably…

I've had breast implants. Twice. The first time because I've always loved big ol titties and I wanted my OWN big ol titties. (after having my first kid, my sorta kinda little titties turned into pretty much little old flappies) I had them redone a few years ago when one of them deflated (a known issue, so they…

What sucks is if you do have the baby and give it up for adoption, even if the pregnancy was the result of rape a lot of times you'll still be ostracized and seen as cold and heartless.

BUT ADOPTION! People who have unwanted babies should only have those babies to provide for others because babies are property, right? </sarcasm>

"I've got a great idea! Let's take away women's access to healthcare, force them to have children they can't support, and then blame THEM when they go on welfare! And then, we can take away the welfare! THAT WILL SURELY FIX EVERYTHING!"

Isn't that what happened to John and Kate? I mean when they stopped creating children they suddenly had to cope with the fact that they have an unfeasibly large amount of children to raise and provide for.

lolwtf, are all their sponsorships going to get taken away if she stops shitting out kids or what?

The video is awful enough, but did you read the letter from the superintendent to the teacher?

1. You're too young to get engaged. Knock it off.

Period shits are roughly the same level of health problem as hangover shits.