That’s a bit extreme but I’ll be okay with a law that bans Vegans from condescendingly telling me why they think they’re better than me.

I just couldn’t help myself. I could practically taste the low hanging fruit as I read the headline and was genuinely surprised you hadn’t already made the joke in your post.

“So long and thanks for the IPAD “~Dolphin

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

But he’s passing it back and forth to you and it’s one of the few things making this all bearable.

Is your video game playing asshole no ambition sociopathic friend taking giant bong hits while you watch him play? Answer: Yes.

I’m... confused about what the angle is here. I think it’s totally understandable that she would feel a little knock to her self-esteem after finding out that an ex is gay, and I think wanting to score a hot rebound to feel sexually desirable again is within the bounds of normal behavior so... I guess I’m failing to…

I’m pretty sure it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon with a sea gull on his head.

Oz needs to be worried. There are 2 Hellmouths right on that cat’s head

Philadelphia boos everybody though.

But like... also this was really shitty. If Bernie had been your candidate and this happened I think you’d be pretty pissed. (Yeah the woman on the right is freaking me out a bit...)

Nintendo has come up with a reality augmented game that has somehow managed to convince people (even the shy, depressed and/or anxious ones) to go out, exercise, explore and socialize.

“pro life guy”

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

She obviously thought no one would notice.

I’m curious which percentage(s) they’ve approved. I wouldn’t be surprised if they approved the 0.1 for OTC but not the 0.3 (the one I’m because according to my derm the 0.1 isn’t potent enough to do shit).

Or, you know, the current medication of the many of us who have adult acne...?

Zambillion Little Pieces.