Oh no a recycled joke how dare she

DEAD.

Hah! Even better!

Good story! I applaud your calmness. I would have probably yelled, made a dramatic exit, and stolen the box of fetuses.

Emma Watson Bling Ring > Pretty Wild > Lifetime Bling Ring

Yeah! This is pretty old news, she’s been on record since like, 1998 saying she hated The Rachel. And agree re: babies. I find her very likable.

gonna go out on a limb and say it’s the prescription retinoid and not the coconut oil that’s making your skin clear!

doh edit, replied to the wrong comment! coconut oil made me break out like whoa though

I found him a lot less annoying once he dropped that awful fake Long Island accent!

RIP Eric Van Der Woodsen!

Same. Plus...Karyn misspelled two names in Dirt Bag this morning! (Rachel Roy and Cara Delevingne)

Imaginary Foods!

Real tragedy about what happened to her shoulder.

*shrug* I’m slim and I wear shape wear all the time. It just feels more streamlined, hides VPLs, and I don’t find it uncomfortable.

You know I was watching old Gilmore Girls episodes the other day and she was hilarious and her weight was never a punchline. I miss the old Melissa McCarthy!

Right? At least Louis CK and Steve Buscemi have talent though. The fact that some guys can make a career out of schlubbiness is perplexing and fascinating. Like could you even imagine a female Paul Blart Mall Cop 2?

I’m tall and thin and maxi dresses just make me feel...big. It’s hard to explain. I feel way more comfortable and less self conscious in shorts.

I don’t have HBO, I just watch it the next day online!

The all time best/grossest Jezebel tampon story: http://jezebel.com/388226/ten-day…

Thank god for John Oliver! <3