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conventionally attractive people have body issues too.

I always thought Jeopardy was wayyy too heavy on the Shakespeare. Pop culture will definitely be to my advantage if I ever achieve my life goal of getting on Jeopardy.

I hated mine so much when I was younger. Every once in awhile someone would write into Cosmo or Seventeen or whatever asking for advice on covering their freckles and the beauty adviser would be like, "don't hide them, freckles are great! I am going to recommend something to make your freckles stand out more." It made

I see the warping but don't really see why the internet flips out about it every time.

stop trying to make FACE happen

sounds kind of fake tbh

she wrote a will you go out with me yes or no note in college? for real?

idk, I have zero strong feelings about breastfeeding in public but I'd rather see that than hear a screaming kid. Way more disruptive imo.

So this is just some random dude's facebook post? It's terrible and all that but...why put it on Jezebel? Stuff like this is a dime a dozen on FB.

I am never having children.

Is being a mom really as much of a disaster as the mom-bloggers make it out to be? Like do people actually leave the house wearing pajamas and a shirt covered in milk and food stains? This seems to reinforce the idea that once a woman has kids all her personal hygiene and dignity goes out the window. Am I reading too

She risked infecting everyone to go to a Cleveland Browns game, ugh.

I think it's kind of a stretch to tie it to the wedding industrial complex.

I just read that. WOW, what a jerk.

Yeah, seriously. That's some college freshman level moral outrage.

I am thankful that I have the option of wearing my pajamas until noon. I am thankful that I don't have to answer to some sleazy boss who tries to look down my blouse. I am thankful that I dont have to rush home after a long day at work to thaw Stouffer's lasagna. I am thankful that I was the one to clean the baby

such hostility. kisses!

I just don't like the word? You have a lot of feelings.

Yes, correct anatomical terms please! To me, "womb" is one of those words like "panties" or "moist." Haaate it and it makes my skin crawl for no apparent reason.