I preferred when they actually had the New York Friars’ Club Roasts. The CC ones are just pale imitations, really.

I can’t muster up enough ironic snark to denigrate Patch Adams. He did good work. You’ve forced me to negate my initial premise and so I’ll move on to ad hominem.

Yeah? Well you’re a clown.

Coulter also claims the best thing about her ‘performance’ during the roast was her temperament. Many, many people tell her how great and presidential her temperament is.

I hope every time he unloads the dishwasher, he gets cold water spilled on his feet. While wearing socks!

‘The “clown” had on white overalls, white gloves, red shoes with red bushy hair, a white face and a red nose, witnesses told police.’

I’ll disagree with the ACLU on this one concerning how time erodes memories and evidence fades. If that is the case, you could make the same argument about establishing a statute of limitations for murder.

I hope every step he takes barefoot will be on a Lego.
I hope he swallows a jack.
I hope his phone never connects to the wifi.

...and if this literally hurts your chest, you should go see a doctor. That’s not good.

My favorite part of this conversation is your apparent incapacity for introspection. Every point of disagreement here has been my problem. I can’t reason. I missed the “completely obvious” point, etc... mix in some humility

Do you know how to Kinja? http://theslot.jezebel.com/you-mean-like-…

Bullshit. He brought up DWS and compared her spot on the campaign team to Trump/Bondi.

I wasn’t trying to “prove” anything. I’m “disproving.” And actually, if you’re going to make absolute statements like “as soon as I do X, Y happens,” then only a single counter-example is required to falsify it.

This also is not my…

He literally said “as soon as you...” I was simply pointing out a counter-example. I’m certainly not going to go through this guy’s comment history to see if he’s being mobbed every time he outs himself as the great neutral.

“help help, I’m being repressed”... what a dork this troll is.

as soon as you criticize one of them, you got jumped on from the mobs accusing you of being a Hillary/Trump apologist. So stupid.

I don’t think anybody’s buying your self-proclaimed neutrality. Also, what, exactly, did DWS do that warrants an equivocation with Trump/Bondi? Maybe the MSM hid that part from me.

Definitely makes sense to incarcerate the woman in the place where she was raped to make sure she testifies against her rapist, who is not incarcerated...because it’s Bizarro Opposite World!

Coffee Creek Correctional Facility

I do!

2016 is like if The Onion scripted an NBC sitcom. This whole thing is so bizarre.

sigh...