JIGGERY POKERY.

I scrolled a bit to see if anyone else had answered but I don’t have all night. Thora’s parents completely tanked her career

Oh dear. It’s a good thing to do for sure, if you can, but if you can’t, your babe will be just fine anyway. They freak you out so much in prenatal and in all those books, and it all ends up okay. It’s all going to be okay. Ftr, skin to skin is just as valuable in the weeks after, and not just with you, it could be…

I do post certain aspects. Pictures of me at a wedding, perhaps (and I’m the weirdo who takes a selfie with a guest and asks permission to share it. I took one at a wedding in May, and the person I took a selfie with doesn’t have social media so he said no, and I respected that). Maybe a new job. A congrats to an old…

Because facebook is collecting all of that information and sharing it with third parties. I signed a user agreement when I created my account accepting their terms, that they would have access to certain information, that they could disseminate it at their will, that they could use my information and photos for their…

Because you’re all going to ask, one time a customer asked if he could dispose of a bear carcass in our dumpster (we said no, and also said what the fuck), fish guts (the store is close to a major tourist fishing destination so this was not a one off, but one time a bag was so full of blood I nearly called the cops),…

Late to the party, but as someone who has worked in convenience stores their entire adult life, I have seen some shit, literally. Notable mentions are the exposed needle in the trash and spoon behind the toilet bowl, and the event termed the “poosplosion” which went from floor to ceiling, wall to wall. We attempted a…

Did you tho? Or do you feel dumber for knowing this like I do?

That is some fucking vivid imagery. #cotd

I literally just did this. My friend put it on while she ran errands and when she got back I was several episodes in. I just finished it on tuesday. I’m so sad it’s over already

Like have you even listened to Honey, child? She isnt just on a different level than Mariah, she’s in a completely alternate dimension.

Get your shit together tabloids. Renee is FROM TEXAS. She was born there. Her alma mater is UoT. Bridget is a character, she is not actually British. Fuck sakes.

I played the drinking game. Apparently, half an hour in, I passed out. When my boyfriend tried to rouse me, I started screaming about food safety and was digging through cupboards for clean gloves. I’m not even American. Please don’t vote Trump, I think I have a concussion from face palming so much.

Is there a way for me to get some sort of notification when new stuff pops up? I’m always so busy and I keep forgetting to pop in and I have no idea how Google alerts work or anything

Kanye was in an accident many years ago that required a lot of reconstructive surgery, and he’s uncomfortable smiling because of it. I’m not trying to be confrontational, just letting you know if you didn’t already, because it’s not a widely known fact about him and I actually feel kinda bad that people are always…

Lol the Greater Vancouver area, like BC Canada. I’m dead serious. If you ever get the inclination to take in our glorious scenery and notorious bad attitudes, I’ve got some dranks that say “alliecat” righhhhht on them. You can pay me back in hilarious commentary ;)

If you are ever in the Lower Mainland, I would really like to buy you a drink. You’re my hero.

When the chicken pox vaccine was approved in Canada, it was a few years too late for me. I have a scar above my left eye from chicken pox, and a small trail of red dots following my spine, a reminder of the shingles I got at age 17. One week before the pertussis vaccine in grade 9, maybe it was 10, it was so long ago,…

Ooookay those are all very good points but I deliberately left off the links to avoid disclosing my location

Thank you for the link, I only scanned it so far but it already got some of the creative juices flowing, like the part about respect. I think the conversation about it happening to black men may have subconsciously been why I was so disturbed, now that you mention it. Just awful all around, and so many comments are…