Holy shit. I’ve always liked him and loved Britney but that is eye opening. I don’t think I can ever see him the same way again

So this one time our house flooded and the plumber’s bill was like $3000 dollars, so my mom charged it. A while later the plumbing company calls and says my mom’s card got declined which is weird because she has a VERY HIGH limit and the card is completely paid off. Anyway, turns out that the credit card company was…

Hmmmm it’s almost as if that’s exactly how I transcribed both without using the IPA........

Do tell then oh wise one

I know those ones! FA ber ZHAY and car CH(E)AY (the e is in brackets because you say it so quick it barely even registers). I am a very unfashionable person so it should be noted that my knowledge of faberge and Cartier is entirely by fluke. I only know Margiela because of a Jay Z song >.>

Basically “takes the core from"

How about Givenchy? A few years ago I learned it was actually zhee VONN chee and not give ENN chee

And you know what, thank fucking christ. I don’t know about anyone else, but more than once I’ve clicked a headline only to find myself on a subblog thinking “why bother, it took me years to get ungreyed on the main page, I’m just gonna head on back there”. Thankfully I can now contribute meaningfully (or not,…

GOOD. I was really irritated at the Rock over this shit and was hoping it was a publicity stunt. I can go back to awwwwwing over Jasmine and liking his IG posts now. DADS DON’T YOU EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN

You’re not even kidding. I got to the end of the headline and nearly choked, the air rushed in so fast

One of the writers or the blog staff has to follow your account itself for your comments to permanently appear black, a comment recommended by an ungreyed user will appear black giving you a better chance of being seen by the writers and blog. Otherwise, if you’re not followed, you stay grey for all other comments. I…

Does it not have garlic in it? Pasta sans garlic sounds awful and I thought garlic was a no pre sexy times? Which is it?

That last paragraph about sums it up. I keep trying to explain this to certain people but they will not have it. Next time I’ll just send them here

Can we get a close up on that haircut please

The only source I can find inferring any sort of discord is the National Enquirer. Are you an only child? You can have disagreements and still have familial love for another person. My brother and I could not be more ideologically opposed, but if something happened to him, I would be lost. Love does not exist in an…

Real talk: I’ve been a fan of both since I can remember but I’m feeling extra pissed at Dwayne right now. The franchise was Vin and Paul’s baby, their LOVE, and I love what DJ has done for the franchise, he was a welcome addition, but it was never his baby. Calling out Vin was rude and unnecessary and in a corporate…

YES! I’m so glad you had that epiphany. My name isn’t mispronounced but it’s constantly misspelled, because it’s a variation on a common Irish name. I told you my fucking name, I spelled it for you, be a decent human being and spell it correctly after I told you the first time because it’s just plain disrespectful not…

Vin named his daughter after him, you wanna walk that back or what

There was one in last night’s tweet beat?

Maybe she’s just a DCtalk fan. In fact, I’d bet my life on it.