“Second-hand benevolent white woman’s burden-style racism” were your exact words? You don’t have to use the word racist to call someone a racist, but it’s only one letter off and it’s kinda hard to read that sentence any other way

You, me, and everyone we know too ;)

PARDON ME RE: CHANDRA LEVY

I think this is expert level Kinja and I’m sorry you’re probably going to have to explain yourself for a few days. It really is a funny joke

I love our dad, he’s so literal

Thank you for this but if you ever tell me Kevin Spacey makes his baristas write “big swinging dong” on his coffee cup or Billy Corgan is a libertarian (o wait) we can’t be friends anymore

EXACTLY THAT

Yes...same family tree...because Chris would be her brother in law...

It was so dumb, but I literally DIED. Oryx and Crake is one of the only books I own with dog eared pages and notes in the margin, because I’ve read it a dozen times

Wow...Elizabeth Moss is literally the PERFECT Offred. I will never be able to picture her any differently ever again.

Saint is six months old, so...no?

Are you fucking seriously comparing being interrupted at an awards show to assault? Gtfo.

Omg Matt, me too. I was discussing something with my gf earlier and said “well you know I’m one of those dirty libtard cucks”. It’s just such a preposterous insult, how could I not wear it as badge of honour. I love him 10x more for that because hilarious

It’s so true, before I watched this clip, I would have placed myself at a 3 on the Kinsey scale, but now I’m definitely a hard 6.

Josh Jackson is single hey...

That was literally my only thought hahaha, fuckin Michelle

Ohhhhh yeah that is Swift/Perry for sure. Without a single doubt

I just wanted to say that Andy Cole’s brother was my grade 6 “boyfriend”

I have difficulty with stairs...I’m fine with them once I get past the first step, but I need to take a deep breath before I descend. Meanwhile I’m fine with planes and say, the Space Needle. Balconies are a no usually. I will literally watch a roller coaster do seven runs before I decide if it’s safe or no. My…

I have vertigo just reading your story. My boss once made me change 36 lights on a ladder and I was shaking the entire time with panic. Go figure, I actually love flying in airplanes, and even entertained the idea of becoming a pilot. Just something about unsecured heights...I can’t do it. But you’re right, we’re…