Leightweight

NO. YOU PHOTOSHOPPED THAT. NOOO.

Did I miss something? Where on earth is Kara?

I’ve never really cared for Lorde, and I’ve been a Gaga stan since day one, but Lorde’s voice really does lend itself to Bowie’s music better. I heard it on the radio and yelled at Mr Zero “THIS IS THE COVER I WAS WAITING FOR”. She did a great job.

It’s Affluenza, take whatever you want and call me in the morning

http://www.hellobc.com/chilliwack/geo…At the kinda risk of doxxing myself, this is the info for my area. We’re a bit inland, an hour or so east of Vancity. Averages are tricky though. Like in the last year we’ve had two days of snow: Christmas eve and Christmas day, and summer was especially bad, with temps hitting…

What is there to get Bobby? Drew finds you a fixer upper and Jonathan fixes it up and they both look like department store mannequins doing it. Property Brothers is excellent television.

I can’t help you with your job and family and friends, but I can definitely assure you that the west coast is niiiiice and moderate. Today is a nice crisp 8 degrees celsius, I have thrown all the windows open for fresh air and might even take a stroll later. If trump wins, the west coast might be the place for you,…

Well the healthcare isn’t *quite* free and I have no idea which subsidized education you’re referring to, but you’re mostly right on the decency. We don’t have Trump. Maybe I will stay after all ;)

Okay Demi, you go first

Katie Oliver? I didn’t get a catlady impression from you at all. You played well, and even in 3rd place I’ve seen worse scores going into the final. I definitely dislike Tim Kutz, not because of his personality, but because he looks just like my friend’s abusive ex. I will admit to rooting for the bus driver guy,…

Wow...I’ve spent the last few months brushing up on my American history and watching reruns so I could take the test. I’m hugely disappointed in this, being on Jeopardy was on my bucket list, but yet again being Canadian proves to be a barrier to something I want to do. How lame.

Chairman Mao

Chupadonbra

Necklace also disappears, viewer’s left earring is twinned, navel is near breasts

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHERE EXACTLY IN THE SONG SHE REFERENCES COPS AND DISRESPECTS THEM. Where does this even come from? She sits on a submerged cop car for a hot minute, but she doesn’t actually say “fuck the police” so what exactly is so anti-cop?

Here is one of my dumb cats. They’re brothers from the same litter, so just imagine this cat is black, and that’s what the other one looks like. They are on a STRICT DIET. My bff (who is a vet tech and adopted a diabetic dog a few years ago) came over last weekend and lost her damn mind at how fat my cats have gotten.…

Bobby, are you okay, you seem a bit different today

In fact 38% of Trump voters say they wish the South had won the Civil War to only 24% glad the North won and 38% who aren’t sure.

My apologies, if there’s anything I can do to make it up to you, a double double, a bagful of loonies, polishing your toque collection, you just let me know. Sorry.