I’m severely crippled in both my hands and arms. The “This Mode Are Sick” option is still challenging for someone like me, but it makes it possible. You can turn it off if you don’t like it.

When I was a child, I desperately wanted The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past one year. I wanted it more than anything. I worked all summer and scraped together $50 but it wasn’t enough for that $75+ masterpiece.

You mean Blizzgone

They don’t pay the developers better. Again, they don’t just keep getting money as the game sales go up. The publishers get the extra income.

What angers me the most is that they’re taking advantage of the fact that most consumers don’t understand how the income from games gets distributed.

Most developers are salaried. The extra money goes to the publishers. Developers don't see it. 

Illusion of Gaia

They should go Illusion of Gaia style. Have the Triforce bearers merge and you transform between them at Goddess statues. Maybe Ganondorf pulls a Vandal Savage/Piccolo and went so insane he's gone sane and is one of the heroes now; With the Calamity being his cast away darkness.

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You want to play as Dale Gribble. Or rather, his Pokemon trainer alter ego ... Rusty Shackleburg

Because VR isn't good. It's a flawed technology on every level. Even the best VR so far is terrible. It's just "pretty". 

So it's like regular VR

Trinexx, the Legend of Zelda. Though I guess he was more of a turtle.

No Moogle. No sale. I'd get married just to pet a real Moogle.

This is in no way complicated. 

It’s almost like you paid attention to the movie. 

This ... is really clickbait. Literally none of these are actual questions anyone who paid attention could have.

I mean, is that a problem? 

I’m not saying the game is easy, but people are, making way too much fuss over its “difficulty”.

My favorite part was when Captain Goku teamed up with Piccolo.