Ah, Lifehacker, it’s your predilection for publishing lifehacks only useful to socially awkward unemployed millennials who don’t know how to do their taxes but have somehow managed to accumulate a lifetime supply of Sugru that makes you the funniest comedy site on the Internet.

Yeah, though I imagine that for people who grew up in the ‘80s, as well as younger fans, Watchmen is part and parcel of the modern DC, the series that made the company relevant and exciting. Kind of like how Marvel was boring old Timely Comics until Fantastic Four #1 came out.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

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Oh yeah.

Pokemon Go players love waiting for it to come out

I watched it so you don’t have to. The films are:

This is fascinating, but in my opinion only half as fascinating as the question of what possible warning signs that could have been put in place 100,000 years ago do we ignore?

Take it from me, it's no small thing to wake up next to a beautiful brunette every morning, but that pleasure is diminished greatly when it's accompanied by the staccato soundtrack of fists pounding on the door. That would've been bad any day, but I'd spent half last night trying to keep news beyond the walls of the…