I get my dopamine hits from Gizmodo, i09 and Lifehacker.

I’m sure both of these men have a LOT of money they could use to help try to resolve the problems they participated in. Instead, they’re probably collecting speaking fees talking about the problems they created.

“he told Fox & Friends” 

If only there had been a good guy with a pipe bomb to prevent this.

I guess we have to add being hilarious while black to things that annoy fascist pigs.

The Twitter link is broken for me. Here’s a link to the arrest on Youtube:

A video of his arrest shows the 34-year-old being handcuffed around 10:30 p.m on a busy intersection in Miami, flush with attendees from all over the world for the annual Art Basel art festival.

I am going to try to arrest you for trespassing, and when you (correctly) point out that you are not trespassing, I will say that you are slurring your words and arrest you for talking back to a police officer disorderly conduct and public intoxication.

Fuck man! I wish I could inhale pizza!

I can now divide my life into two sections: before and after I became aware of the concept “diarrhea cloud.”

Do they serve wings? Do they wear gross compression pantyhose? Because those are the only elements of Hooters that I'm interested in discussing.

Hooters isn't a strip club so I'm not sure how this is relevant.

I once went with a group of male coworkers because it was the only restaurant that didn't require a drive and they all treated the waitress, who was admittedly terrible but also obviously trying, like complete shit. Even the one stand up coworker of mine was scoffing and being a jerk.

I guess what I'm trying to say is what difference does it make if it's demeaning or not? It sucks either way. But I do realize it makes a difference so I didn't want to come right out and say it so I just went with "it sucks." Sorry to be judgey.

Every time I see one of those ads, I can't help but picture them immediately spitting the burger out after the shoot like Krusty the Clown.

At least, feature a hot chick who *looks like* she eats the occasional burger.

I'm tired of those Carl's Jr. ads with supermodels wolfing down giant, greasy burgers.
When are these marketing fat cats gonna realize that commercials can be sexy or appetizing, but not both?

I don't go to Hooters because it's a shitty, unhealthy, bullshit chain restaurant. Just like I don't go to Friday's or any of that other garbage. The food is shitty, makes you fat and is bad for your health. Go to a local restaurant with clean food.

Hooters is obviously terrible, but even in a fiction where I want to go there, hunger and horniness just do not mix for me. When I'm eating while watching tv and some sexy commercial comes on it ruins both things. I guess I'm the anti-Costanza.

No..just, no…