Not all of them. I say this because I think it should be noted that there are actually good men, who prove themselves as such, after fuckstick a like this dudebro try to ruin it.

Red flag 1 = "I'm a good guy". If dude bro was a nice guy, he wouldn't have to announce it. In all likelihood, this dudebro would throw his grandmother under a bus to save his own ass.

Jason Frakes is my god damn hero. "You seem to think we're having a discussion. We are not." Holy sweet mother Mary, I am wheezing I'm laughing so hard. I cannot wait for the moment that line is appropriate in my life (I'm in law school - I give it three weeks) so I can use it in all its glory.

Yah I'm going with the vast majority don't have a clue about the movie. Pockets of them? Sure. The majority? Nope. I mean realistically they SHOULD because duh it's greatness, but it's just a completely different era when it comes to movies and in my experience the majority of kids just aren't interested in them...…

Right?! Don't get me wrong, imaginary future children will have name input from their imaginary future dad... but Sloane is happening.

Define "kids". I'm 31, I know what Ferris Buellers Day Off is (and still want to name my future daughter Sloane) but people ten years my junior? 21 year old NOT kids... Don't know the movie, as a general matter, let alone music from it. I think you've got high expectations for kids to know it.

The Ipsy lipgloss for february.... fucking gross. Like seriously... the smell was offputting but it tastes EXACTLY how it smells which was even more disgusting. Imagine soap and a dirty asshole... then light that on fire... turn it to ash... pour more soap on a new asshole and then cover it in the ashes of the first…

I was SO tempted to pee on him... just to prove a point.

Oh for fucks sake. No. Just NO. If we could hold our periods... then why the hell would we have tampons? That just lacks common sense and you KNOW that man had seen a fucking tampax commercial. Like COME ON.

I'm a former Ohioan (born and raised for 25 years) so I can say this - that place has legitimately gone down the toilet. I moved right before Kasich took over and every time some new shitty piece of legislation comes out... I'm more and more angry I left. I live in a severely left state now and quite frankly my vote…

Serious question - how did that relationship last four years? Good lord, I'd have lost my patience months into it. Especially if I couldn't perform oral sex... like blowjobs make the world go round.

I slept with a man who thought you peed and a birthed your children through the same hole (it was only once and I didn't know this important factoid until afterward)... so yes, yes it is a real thing. Sad. Sad. Sad.

To be fair... at 6, my clothing choices were bitchin'. I swore off pants, shirts, and normal shoes. For 8 glorious months... my mother indulged my weird ass whim and I got to wear a leotard, a tutu, and galoshes. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. These would get switched out on occasion and I'd go for a bathing suit, a sarong, and…

Can we please acknowledge that this is binary gender conformity BULLSHIT.

I'd imagine it depends on what type of reinforcement follows - for whatever reason the biting lesson (it's only biting that seems to work this way by the way) seems to be the only thing that works to teach certain toddlers that because it hurts them, it hurts others and therefore it shouldn't be done. It's…

You're entitled to go that far and I can appreciate the discourse. I can also appreciate that actual criminal and civil liability should hands down be sought and doled out until this guy has to pay a dollar to wipe his ass with one square of one ply. I just happen to think that the addition of feeling the need to shit…

But. But. Being murdered is hilarious. =|

I want to be the bigger person here and say, "he should not be harassed".... buuuut I can't. This asshat is the most epic level douchenozzle that he's officially earned the title, Fleet Admiral of the Douchebag Brigade. There are very real consequences to being a total fuckstick and pardon me if I reserve my pity,…

Uh. That demanding tone of yours can go right back up the asshole it came out of. There's a POLITE way to achieve what you want without being a total prick about it. Like being as nice as I can here, who the fuck are you to speak to someone like that? Christ on a cracker.

One. That demanding tone of yours can go right back up the asshole it came out of. There's a POLITE way to achieve what you want without being a total douchebag about it. Like being as nice as I can here, who the fuck are you to speak to someone like that? Christ on a cracker.

Many people wear outfits that expose…