Ah, I have the misfortune of recognizing several of those...

Hey, didn't you use to be these screen names?

Hey, didn't you use to be these screen names?

watchin some porn atm come back later kthxbye

lol ok puppet marine who dies for a causeless war lmao talk about throwing your (worthless) life away

lol ok jarhead

i'm an african, i just beat the fuck out of a mexican

lmao i got you upset with the marine insult huh

lol

I love you.

Whatever bro.

I kind of find it sad that you'd feel guilty simply because of your race.

The White Guilt is strong in this one.

I'll consider having one at some point in my life. :)

You're probably right. I've never owned a pet. But it sounds fun to have company at all times, and take a break from humans.

Everyone can be a bro, bro.

Oh, ok then. :)

Thanks... I think?

I don't own pets of any species. I just said something unnecessary and irrelevant to the article. Sorry about that.

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