CatdogWhisperer had my all time favorite comment. It was a nothing piece, asking the comment section to post pictures of their good dogs. He posted a picture of his cat, Stannis, with a comment something like, here is my dog. That just tickled me for days. I remember going back to it several times. Even now years…

Exactly 

If we gave them Mississippi we would have to give them a good state to make up for it. West Virginia formed because they didnt want to secede.  They've shown signs of improvement.  It's still a long season.

That picture doesn’t really do it justice, the statue un-vandalized is already a monstrosity:

Tough to pull off financially or Rajon Rondoially

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Somehow this will work out in the Spurs’ favor. 

Nobody:

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

I mean, I couldn’t hear anything but my dog is going nuts. 

I tried a similar move over one of those big concrete Kit Kat bar-shaped things in front of my parking spot. It didn’t go well. I had to have both legs amputated just below the knee. Then I murdered my girlfriend through a bathroom door in South Africa.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

“... and I can see by your expression that I was only joking.”

No dementia.  You’re demented!

They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator

My best fried in kindergarten moved up there, so you have that going for you as well. He was the first one to “show me his” and his mom caught us before I had to show mine! Hi Charlie. 

TSA PreCheck: Selling people’s civil liberties back to them, a piece at a time.

End the TSA? But how will I feel safe without Jim the Retired Golf Course Groundskeeper and Jane Who Used To Manage Loss Prevention At A Safeway as our last line of defense crowding hundreds of people into one big area and physically searching grandmothers and children for hidden bottles of water?