I mean, it literally is him, so it does look EXACTLY like him.

Dear Penthouse,

...they’re available as an add-on to orders or as a stand-alone item.

He probably calls it “chest.”

You think Donald Trump has a chess set?  If anything, he has a sexy Ivanka Connect Four.

Yeah, I rarely eat at McDonald’s, and it’s even more rare for me to eat at Chick-fil-a, but in my experience the upper bound of service at Chick-fil-a is much higher, and the lower bound of service at McDonald’s is much lower. I think your experience may be the outlier.

“Standard” service? Either you’ve never been to CFA, or never been to any other fast-food outlets.

This. I disagree with their politics but I’ve never been in a Chik Fil A that wasn’t spotlessly clean. On the flip side I’ve seen McDonald’s bathrooms that made truck stops look hygienic.

They brine their chicken breast, so the entire thing has a bit of a pickle taste to it, which I dig. And are you kidding about the bland thing? Get a spicy chicken sandwich; it blows the competition out of the water. Like Wendy’s spicy chicken doesn’t even come close.

I know plenty of people who could care less about values of politics that eat there cause the food is about as good as it gets at fast food spots and the service is typically good.

Nah. What it really is that they do serve good tasting food. Their stores are clean and their service is great. Most people don’t give a shit about the political thing and they want a fast food place where the food is good, the restaurant is clean, and the service is top notch. Chick-fil-A gives them all of that.

I’m not okay with using the word “woke” in an article. :-p

citation needed

Yep... Started by them, paid by them, dumped by them, and now they’re calling it “Russian misinformation to bring down Trump”. Which shoots their conspiracy theories right in the dick, because Trumpy hasn’t exactly been stern with ol Vlad in return for trying to bring him down.

Man, John Wick 7 is awful.

It’s me. I’m killing the horses. I’m doing it to own the libs. Did nobody read my memo?

Unpopular opinion: The Devil’s Rejects is extremely underrated. House of 1000 Corpses...still not very good.

The Devil’s Rejects was a masterpiece. Fight me.

Definitely looks like I’m in the minority, but I’m stoked about it. Rob Zombie’s Firefly movies are the only current movies that remind me of the horrible horror VHSes my cousin and I used to rent from Kroger. They aren’t good, nor are they breaking new ground. I think that’s why I love them.

It’s funny because every time I watch a Rob Zombie movie I end up thinking to myself “I feel so bad, I feel so numb”