The irony is, Durant’s looking forward to a multi-year vacation in New York, and he’s playing the hardest out of anyone out there. 

As much as I don't like smoking, I acknowledge that people who do smoke look cool as fuck

Name recognition is super important, no doubt.

Take this as you will, but I used to think he was the biggest spaz, too.

If Lou Williams didn’t go insanely, bizarrely ice cold on Sunday, we’d be at a 3-2 Clipper series lead

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

I’m going to go in the opposite direction from the prevailing advice here and recommend that you hold off smoking for now but periodically revisit the issue. Pick your moment (i.e. a relatively relaxed situation when you are already talking about random shit for an extended length of time.) State clearly that this is…

I find that most theaters, now that they are digital, are happy to pause the film if you just shout out “Pause!” at any point.  Try it and see.

Hello. I’ve been here all along.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

You could always just pay for Endgame twice, just leave early during the first time, and arrive late the second time.

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

This is such foolish water for Bernie and the Democrats to be treading in. Prisoners having the right to vote is a TINY issue and it would certainly be massively unpopular among the electorate. Congratulations on creating red meat for the Rs.

He’s the greatest coach of all time.

FFS with this stupid article... not all microbes are harmful. People, in general, have thousands of microbes on them. I feel this study would have been more fair if they tested the hair on women’s head for microbe counts as well. Guarantee nobody would be running around yelling “SHAVE YOUR HEAD, YOU’RE DIRTIER THAN A…

As a well bearded, ostensibly heterosexual man, I feel the urge sometimes to rub beards with other men when I’m drunk. We’re talking chin-to-chin, like we’re gnomes or something.

If it gives you any solace.....this has been the undercurrent of his ENTIRE LIFE.

Interestingly enough, West Virginia and Mississippi are the only two States that have long-mandated that children receive vaccines to attend school (California joined them a few years ago).

What's really alarming is that Mississippi and West Virginia have been #1 and #2 in the US for childhood vaccinations and haven't had a measles outbreak since 1992 and 1994 precisely because their rules have been so strict. Other states including California have been studying and copying them in order to replicate…