*screaming inside*

There are some very cool places in the south...just a few that I’ve been to:

This voice will make catholic priests harder than concrete.

I keep telling him this is America and people are welcoming and loving here

As one of those who have spotted the potential I expect you have plowed all your investments into Colombia for the certain return you seem to expect.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

What? Nobody on the internet made him climb into a circle and try to kill a fucking pissed off bull. If you want to grieve for his family, maybe he should have had them in mind when he decided try to slowly kill dangerous animals for a living. He died doing something dangerous and barbaric in a silly costume- that is…

Oof

Eat, sleep, train.

The dog had no choice but to eat baby jesus, he was sacrilicious 

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

I’ll pay. I’ll watch. I’ll be embarrassed the next morning that I did either.

No, the NRA represents gun *manufacturers*, not gun owners. (It’s nifty how they’ve run that particular con, isn’t it?) So of course they want nutbags to have access. They cannot yield a single sale.

Oh no doubt. Anytime there is the smallest amount of gun violence or even offhand remarks made by politicians that we should consider tightening up gun control laws, NRA warns the mouth breather portion of gun owners that the gubbmint is coming for them, and store shelves literally cannot keep high capacity ammo on…

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

This is excellent Kinja

I’m really not sure. This gets more confusing by the hour. I tried to call someone from Deep State and inquire for you, but I mistakenly called Deep Tech and they didn’t respond well to my mix up. Deep Tech and Deep State are football rivals you see, so they don’t like each other.

I’m not sure if it will matter to you. As an old, I believe that you will be dead by then. As part of the liberal agenda to oppose the new Freedom From… err… Freedom For Better HealthCare Making America Greaterer GOP sponsored healthcare legislation, I think your healthcare coverage will stop soon. And then Deep State…

Probably because the government runs the post office and the government only employs lazy people. I’ve been told by some more of my new friends over at Stormfront that the government unmasks all of our private communications now because they need to know exactly how much of Mr. Soros check you’ve declared. If you…

Hi everyone. The kind folks over at FOX News and Breitbart have informed me that the race war has begun and that we should all rise up and defend ourselves from the unrelenting onslaught of liberal fascism. This is all very confusing to me because I have yet to hear any of our elected officials tell me where to sign…