If by “in a zone” you mean paralysis, then yes. They shit the bed three times in one possession. At that point you should just sleep on the toilet. Speaking of which, I actually have a friend that regularly falls asleep on the toilet. I always wonder, doesn’t your butt get all crusty or do you wipe and then fall…

How funny was Chris Webber during that stoppage though? Spent the entire time taking a messy dump on the refs

Bold move to dribble out the game down 3, let’s see if it pays off for him.

I just want to say that I really enjoy C-Webb as a color commentator. He’s clearly passionate about the game and he speaks his mind.

Well, if nothing else, your mention of “parlay” gave Al Michaels his first erection in weeks.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to say how much I love those dorky-ass Charles-Samuel-Spike commercials during the NCAAs.

I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?

“Mr. Trump, you do realize that Volvo is a Swedish company...”

HAHAHA, I can just imagine him at his next “committee” meeting interrupting the others at the table with “HONK HONK” noises and pulling on an imaginary air horn. 

You should see his attempt to be President.

acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry

Or shake hands, which even your garden variety dog can do.

He has no better idea how to drive that truck than how to drive a normal car, ride a bike, or pay a bill.

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Just to me.

I had a friend in high school call these “stoptional signs”

I had no idea someone could struggle that badly to act natural while giving a thumbs up. It’s like that is the most strenuous activity his hand has ever performed and he’s grimacing in pain.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

This is where President Trump always comes out ahead on these exchanges (at least in the eyes of the people who vote for him). A person making an attempt at intellectual honesty says something like “there’s no evidence that...”. That’s responsible. It’s very hard to prove 100% that something didn’t happen. So…

I don’t think that needed clarification.