Q: How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The Warriors shot like shit, even when they were open. There is no way they would do that for a whole series. As a Spurs fan. as bad as we've been playing, I'm terrified of falling to the 8 seed and facing them.

Miles Austin has been a Cleveland Brown since the beginning of last season, so I'm assuming you are the one who forgot about him. It's ok, I'm a Browns fan & I almost forgot him too, he sucked.

You guys got anything on the Dez Bryant stuff being reported elsewhere?

What's the etiquette like for erections at places like that? Totally cool, totally not cool, or somewhere in between?

The film was a little shaky.

My father grew up in a very rural part of KY. The first time he met a black person at 4 years old, he thought he was covered in coal dust, & told him he was dirty & needed to take a bath. God I can't even imagine witnessing that, how fucking uncomfortable it must've been, but grandma says the man was very nice about…

Do you remember where? I'm in WV and that sounds like something I'd like to try.

Kevin, do you actually think his lack of understanding overshadows how entertaining he is? I find almost all on air analysis to be garbage, but I at least find him humorous.

I hope he doesn't get bullied for being a total fucking nerd!

Browns fan here, we're a much bigger dumpster fire than that. We might as well be a fucking landfill fire at this point.

We call that "Stone Colding" a beer, and that is one of the weakest attempts I've ever seen. Go hard with that shit!

Whitewater rafting semi-drunk is great, BUT, you can't let the guide know you've been drinking. You absolutely have to make them think you smell like alcohol from the night before or they won't let you go (happened to an acquaintance). It was the only time I've gone that it wasn't ever scary, and just pure…

When Ray Allen hit that fucking three against the Spurs in game six of the finals I SMASHED our remote on the table. Shattered it into a million little pieces. I usually don't react so poorly, but the alcohol mixed with the shock just right.

I read this whole thread so far, and I want to hear more from you. Do you happen to have a blog or anything that tells stories of your bar troubles? If not, kinja some of that shit, it sounds super interesting. Good luck with the frivolous lawsuits.

Came here to say this, saw you already said it, but I feel so passionate about it I'm still commenting! The Edmund Fitzgerald is in a very elite group of porters imo. I think I'll pick up a sixer after work, just because of these posts.

Hopefully the person of interest turns out to be the actual perp, or else they'll have to send the grunts searching for their unsub. Boy-o-boy I hope they catch this greaseball soon, cuff em' & stuff em, right league that takes itself way too fucking serious?

If you see a bar with 40 taps, and 20 of them are the same style (and that style will very likely be IPA

WV is without question pepperoni rolls. Which isn't much better, but for fuck's sake, the only thing about hotdogs in WV that is unique is that people put slaw on them.

I mean, they have it pretty good, but I'm making $4,745 a week working at home with Google! So I'm enjoying myself quite a bit as well.