As an American I can tell you I HATE how cold they serve beer at restaurants. It is a very American thing and a very stupid thing, and 10 degrees C sounds much better to me.

Q: How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The Warriors shot like shit, even when they were open. There is no way they would do that for a whole series. As a Spurs fan. as bad as we've been playing, I'm terrified of falling to the 8 seed and facing them.

Is too, Brian Williams & Bill O'Reilly were both there when this picture was taken. Manti Te'o's girlfriend was about to put it on, but Chris Kyle shot her from the roof of the Superdome.

Texas Republican Joe Barton calls the new rules "net nonsense."

Miles Austin has been a Cleveland Brown since the beginning of last season, so I'm assuming you are the one who forgot about him. It's ok, I'm a Browns fan & I almost forgot him too, he sucked.

You guys got anything on the Dez Bryant stuff being reported elsewhere?

What's the etiquette like for erections at places like that? Totally cool, totally not cool, or somewhere in between?

The film was a little shaky.

My father grew up in a very rural part of KY. The first time he met a black person at 4 years old, he thought he was covered in coal dust, & told him he was dirty & needed to take a bath. God I can't even imagine witnessing that, how fucking uncomfortable it must've been, but grandma says the man was very nice about…

"Don't fall for the same issue that the folks you posted about fell for."

I'm drunk as fuck but I'm confident that wouldn't make any sense even if I was sober.

You are a monster.

I'm not here to change your mind, I don't think either of those other two are masterpieces, but to group them with Two and a Half Men is just sinful. They're both ok! 2 1/2 is one of the worst shows in the history of television.

Do you remember where? I'm in WV and that sounds like something I'd like to try.

I love the Simpsons but their protests are the worst.

Kevin, do you actually think his lack of understanding overshadows how entertaining he is? I find almost all on air analysis to be garbage, but I at least find him humorous.

I hope he doesn't get bullied for being a total fucking nerd!

Yeah I'd definitely tune in for that.

You would LOVE my drunken dad doing karaoke then. 80% of his dance moves involve jacket wings.