I'm not sure where you live, but if that happened twice in six months, your location is probably a bigger problem than the make of your car.

Yeah I think you'd be hard pressed to find an adult male who wouldn't want one. The term man cave is fairly dumb, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a room of wonder. Booze, TV, bar, darts, various other table games, recliner. Who doesn't that appeal to?

This may be the first story I've read on here that legitimately made me angry. What a cunt.

This has been discussed in the comment section many times, but I will happily re-open the doors on it, as it is always interesting. I am a stander, the first time I heard there were sitters I was as shocked as you. Everyone is always shocked. If you have any standing questions I'll be happy to answer.

Is this the Browns first career appearance in the five throwgasms category? I'm not taking the time to do the research, but I'll assume yes. And as a Browns fan, I totally agree. I'm excited as shit for this kid to beat the odds, prove everybody wrong, and money-finger his way right to the Super Bowl! He'll be the…

29 yr old male here, I mostly had Ninja Turtles, toy cars, guy stuff. I did have a PJ Sparkle though, because I loved shit that lit up. Had a couple other "girl" toys. I got a little grief from my friends, but it was fine. Kids will like what they want if you let them, & if they get picked on slightly for it, so…

Yeah, WVU fan here. We beat Baylor by two touchdowns & lost to TCU on a last second FG after leading by 14. And WVU was not that good this year. I don't have any qualms with neither of them getting in, other than fucking Ohio State being the team that jumped them. At least neither one will have to get DESTROYED by…

Yeah I'm sure that's probably a larger factor. I just find porn sites in particular much easier to navigate on a computer than a tablet or phone.

I wonder if this has much to do with people actually masturbating in public? At home, I would think most people would prefer a larger screen. In any case, semi-interesting stuff :)

How depressing! I hope you feel better soon. Personally, I find drinking at the end of the day gives me something to look forward to, you could try that. But then, alcoholism isn't for everyone.

You're Higgsactly right.

Inferior building. I'm glad this guy is getting locked up, but maybe if we didn't incarcerate so many non-violent offenders for so long, we could spruce this place up a bit.

I called RichRod once when we were both at WVU, but I think I've posted that (boring) story already on Deadspin. So. Pac-Man Jones (my favorite Mountaineer ever, fuck off) rode up to a convenience store we were at on a fucking four-wheeler, on a main road, & asked us cooly but aggressively to buy him beer & food…

This feels like another one of those moments where my fellow Browns fans & I get all excited about something that's almost certainly going to fail. At least this time it'll be exciting I guess. Le sigh

If death is the Kosta playing football, count me out.

It's also important to remember that both Pac-Man Jones & Chris Henry were on the team at this time.

One of my friends at WVU was a walk on for the football team. This was 2004. One day I was drunk & convinced him to let me call RichRod (apparently the whole team had his cell). He picked up & I yelled something along the lines of how drunk I was & how much I loved him. His response? "Fuck you, if you ever call…

As a WVU fan, I really hope this means Geno isn't actually terrible either. It's just been Rex foot-fucking his career so far.

"If he's missing enough to miss practice he better be completely fucking missing"

My wife likes mashed potatoes with the skins still on, which is dumb, but I refuse to fight about potatoes so I make them that way. Is there a simple way to get the peel pieces to soften or be less burdensome? I was thinking of using red potatoes since the skin isn't so harsh, but I've never tried that & I don't…