We actually drove through Yellowstone a few years ago and stayed two nights in a cabin there. It was never far from my mind that we were sitting in a massive caldera created by an eruption so powerful the entire mass of the volcano disappeared and left a deep crater instead.

For me, it’s Adam Driver.

Thanks to both jez and deadspin, esp, for staying on top of this coverage.

In their defense, they think it will satisfy their Title IX requirements.

Do you think only American white dudes are assholes? I have a terrible thing to tell you about the world.

My granFanda had a mixed bag of cattle types in her herd and I can tell you from experience that Limousins are obstreperous, indignant jackasses. Freedom cow will be fine.

My dad has three daughters and he’s the most misogynistic, objectifying, nasty man I know. I don’t understand why people think having daughters turns you into a less-sexist person.

I feel kind of the same way. I’m not totally cool with him being back on tv because you know his shitty behavior is just going to come out again. But it’s nice to see him accepting his abusive status.

I admit I was really happy when Billy Bush got fired and I still don’t like him and I’m not sure if this act is 100% sincere but you know? I kind of don’t mind at this point. I like that he’s talking about bystander abuse. I like that he’s acknowledging his role in what happened. I guess what I’m saying is that while…

I’m blanking on what it was, but he was fired as Barney for a sex scandal.

“I like to refer to you as a divine force so I can blame you for EVERYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE YOU BITCH.”

They really don’t explain the Skywalker Family much.

“I’ll level with you guys, I’m actually a kitchen droid. They stuck me here due to budget constraints and uploaded a Wookieepedia article on human anatomy into my hard-drive. I should be deglazing right now.”

Body shaming was my first thought, too. Yeah, it seems harmless to yell it at a guy whipping it out in public, but what about the nice guy with a smaller sized dick minding his own business that overhears it?

Well, since in his original draft of the Star Wars, Darth Vader is in no way related to Luke Skywalker and is actually younger than him, and that in the original draft of Empire Strikes Back, again, he is not Luke’s father, yes. I am very certain it is a coincidence. He’s named after the word “invader.”

I like the fan theory that suggests that Sidious transferred Padme’s life energy (connection to The Force as a living being) to Vader to keep him alive during the grafting of his mechanical limbs and suit to his body. It would explain why a medical droid would be completely dumbfounded, and why all of a sudden she was…

Leia’s status as princess of Alderaan has nothing to do with her biological mother’s status as former queen of Naboo. Leia’s adopted mother Breha is Queen of Alderaan. Bail is Senator and Prince Consort. He handles Senate and Republic stuff. Breha handles the actual running of Alderaan. 

Bail Organa, while a member of the Galactic Senate, was also royalty on Alderaan. Princess Leia Organa was, as his adopted daughter, a member of the house of Organa. This is some basic shit, dude.

You’re lucky you can afjord it; it’s too expensive for me.

It’s good because I’ve been pining for the fjords.