There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

Shouldn’t that be “Harry and Meghan sat in the back...by the THRONE”?

Yeah, men just mow down dozens of people when they’re seething.

Most old people steal because they can’t afford to buy what they need on SS.

As soon as I finished reading what you wrote, I thought “whoever wrote that is a beautiful person.” That is all. Keep doing you always, Internet friend.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Riot Grrrl rock was thoroughly and deliberately crushed. Too scary for the penises. Hell, Courtney Love is still getting crazy amounts of raging shit about “murdering” Kurt.

In this type of situation, I also think it’s just fine lie to the kids (depending on age/maturity) and say its anything else, like an alien tree. Call it abstract art and explain what abstract art is instead. Ask them what it looks like to them, and then agree with their interpretation.

A friend had a “I don’t get boys” moment a few weeks ago when she heard giggling in the TV room, and walked in on her three boys (ages 3, 4, and 6) sitting with the crocheted afghan over their laps, with their wee dicks sticking through it. Boys and their toys indeed.

Virginia has a real problem with this and it doesn’t get discussed much.

In a phallocentric, patriarchal society where “no one cares about your boner” is a popular (and, alas, extremely necessary) refrain, I think I can do without my eyes being assaulted by the granddaddy of all unsolicited dick pics, thanks.

As for this:

As I said on the root post, those are my questions. Where was this guy radicalized? Who has he exposed these views to? And do they also have access to guns?

Women making music does affect men because it fosters competition. That’s what this is really about. Jealousy and insecurity.

I ask that you make a quick addition to the headline or the body of the text. This murder occurred in the Washington, DC suburbs. This isn’t rural Virginia. This is 90 minutes from Charlottesville. This is the blue, liberal part of Virginia with an average home price of $429,000. And it is down right horrifying that…

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

Where’s Salem tho

Sounds like my kind of trash, tbh. I’m in.

You had me at “Blood Orgy”. (It was implied)

Oh well look at Mr. Fancy pants with a triple-digit bank balance. Can I refill your brandy snifter you HIGHNESS???